Parkerb

Used to describe a tall average white male with curly blond hair and an unfathomably large penis

Wow parkerb sure has a big penis!

by Dig bick jame April 3, 2022

William Parker

A factory in Hastings that makes smug people.

"That Jamie is such a smug cunt"
"'Course he is, he went to William Parker"

by Captain Quango June 14, 2012

contact parker

A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.

"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"

"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."

"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"

by hmakav February 5, 2013

Suzi Parker

verb: In journalism, to post parody as factual news.

""You thought BenSmithing was bad? Suzi Parker basically reported an Onion article as real!"

by cat5stevens February 12, 2013

shit parker

Someone that has parked their vehicle in such a manner either consuming additional parking spaces or generally in a dickhead way.

i.e. You see that Shit Parker over there? He's using up 4 spaces! Let's take a picture and post it to the appropriate FaceBook page to shame him.

by ShitParkersOfYukon June 7, 2014

Kyle Parker

He is a Montreal Canadiens fan (God help him) who likes to steal yo girl

That guys such a Kyle Parker

by KENNY THE THICCC BOI January 6, 2018

Kodey parker

A boss gamer

Kodey parker is such a good gamer on gta 5

by MATT A GOD February 18, 2018