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extreme parenting

The act of raising 3 or more over-scheduled kids, especially in a busy urban or suburban area, and you go from man-to-man coverage to playing zone and the play clock is always running.
My wife and I just had our fourth kid and now we have to practice extreme parenting.
by ExtremeParent July 11, 2017
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Only-parenting

When you're doing more than just single parenting!! When you are all they've got and you do it ALL!!! When the other parent is alive, but is as if they're dead...Not a single penny or second of their time is given to help you!!
I am a mother only-parenting my children.
by Onlyparenting September 4, 2017
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barnacle parenting

Overly attached/clingy parenting, as compared to the hypervigilance of helicopter parenting.
Schools letting parents eat lunch with their kid every day is just encouraging more barnacle parenting.
by dietotaku February 24, 2019
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Jew Potting

Putting a dollar inside the vagina or anus before having sex with a Jewish person.
Hey man, last night me and Becky tried Jew Potting.”
by LiberatedSiN February 5, 2019
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postman patting

When you’ve been lying or sitting down after sorting some donkey dust, and you then you get up and find yourself bowling about trying to walk/balance with your feet apart & your arms out at your sides feeling like actual postman pat, wondering why the floor feels wonky suddenly
“I was postman patting about in the bedroom after sorting that donkey dust when I got up to go to the toilet “
by Krazybuthot September 11, 2020
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Yoghurt-potting

When a guy doesn’t know how to use his dick properly so he fucks you as if his dick is a spoon scraping the remnants of a yoghurt pot
Fuck sake, Im so sick of getting fucking yoghurt-potted by these fucking yoghurt-potting fucksticks
by Lurge October 5, 2020
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Neti Potting

The ability to, when giving a blow job, let a man cum in your mouth, and then pass the load out of your nose and eat it again. A rare talent!!
My first experience with Neti Potting was when Polly sucked me off, and then passed my nut out through her nose. Bitch got to eat my load TWICE!
by Anita Pokin January 31, 2021
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