paradox

A sound logical argument leading to a logical absurdity.

Here is a paradox:

Nothing is better than a glass of beer.
A half-glass of beer is better than nothing.
Therefore, a half-glass of beer is better than a glass of beer.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

Paradox

A seemingly absurd or self-contradictory statement or proposition that when investigated or explained may prove to be well founded or true.

Hey Dad, I think the medicine that we gave mom is making her worse instead of making her feel better. This is the meaning of paradox.

by Mr.ImInThere November 17, 2017

paraboy

Paraboy/Paramasculine, the feeling of masculinity with a mix of other gender(s) but the masculine part out-weighs the rest. This also applies to other genders like non-binary(paranonbinary) and female(paragirl), where the gender in the name out weighs the other gender(s).

Random person: Hey, I'm having a gender crisis. I feel more like a man but I kind of also feel non-binary.

Me: Oh, you must be paraboy then!

by Stoney pebble May 28, 2022

Paradox Interactive

Stockholm Syndrome: the company

Paradox Interactive on their way to lock even more shit behind another fucking paywall

by epicstench October 27, 2022

Perscopial Paradox

a. A paradoxical comment that defies all moral and logical ways of thinking,

b. A comment or response spoken in retaliation to a remark.

c. an awesome combination of two words.

thats a perscopial paradox right there!

by Darth Ada June 22, 2010

Stain Paradox

When you decide to wear a certain color clothing, usually white or black, and you somehow manage to get a stain that will show-up specifically on that color.

I was subjected to the Stain Paradox today when I wore a black shirt and accidentally got toothpaste on it, so I switched it out with a white shirt and later got ketchup on it.

by Maxwell Harper October 31, 2015

Vegan Paradox

When a Vegan Swallow Semen or consume breast milk or any product from the human body given with consent. Thus, Cannibalism among Vegans is possible as long as nobody is being exploited.

Vegan Girl: "Just put it in my mouth, I want to swallow"
Vegan Guy "Vegan Paradox!"

by Jonen MC June 5, 2018