linemen pack

a football linemen's six pack in progress

he has a linemen pack

by gfIADFUGDGFOyegfyf December 19, 2010

snot packer

One who engages in nasal sex by sticking his penis into another's nostril.

That orangutan is a snot packer. I feel bad for his mate's nasal passage.

by Cheshirelynx July 30, 2012

Spite-package

After the course of a breakup the other person may demand you send them small inexpensive trinkets of the relationship back. For example: soap, a soap dispenser, cheap shampoo, floss. It's even further enhanced when the package must be mailed due to a long distance breakup. Usually the case when the other person is going to great lengths make the other miserable.

Erin: you better send me the rest of my bathroom items or I will write a letter to your mom.
Dave: whatever
Erin: what do you mean whatever?!
Dave: mailed your spite-package, that'll be $10.99 for shipping.

by Sundown XT June 27, 2014

11-pack

What you bring home from the store when you're really thirsty.

A: Hey, you're back. What did you bring me?
B: Got you an 11-pack of Mountain Dew.
A: You asshole!
B: Dude, it was hot!

by CardenB666 March 4, 2015

Cabbage Packing

When a man packs his penis inside a cabbage patch doll and after he ejaculates he pulls out and cooks the baby doll in the microwave and eats it.

After a long day of work lonely Mike preformed Cabbage Packing to relieve some stress.

by Luvbbbb May 27, 2015

fanny packer

A person(s) who packs things in their ass like a fanny pack

Pretty sure that guy Bobby is a fanny packer

by Theslippyone November 19, 2017

glitter packet

Used for a G (gram) of Marijuana

Serena: “Hey becky, i have 10 dollars, do you have a glitter packet on you?”

Becky: “Yeah i’ll sell you the glitter packet after class.”

by Serena Watson February 13, 2018