Beta Male Orbiter

An aspiring Alpha Male who hovers (or orbits) around around or follows as self proclaimed Alpha Male influencer.

That guy is such a beta male orbiter, worshiping those online alpha influencers and buying their merch because he thinks it will actually help him get laid.

by MeanKittyUltra February 2, 2023

Orbiting

Consistently returning to a specific thought, situation, or person. Even after another thought comes along, this one dominates your head space.

Guys i cant stop thinking about this shit, im orbiting...

by ooolive October 29, 2017

Orbiting

When your bf or gf ghosts you, but still lurks your Instagram/Snapchat story. In other words, this person is completely erased from your life except for the ocassional peek.

That chick is totally orbiting me. He stopped talking to me but I see him in the viewer section of Instagram stories.

by TAERG_EHT_LIAGIBA June 1, 2018

hard orbit

When somebody is so pissed off about something that they feel like they could launch into orbit fueled by pure rage.

Rob was in hard orbit after the Cowboys pissed it against the Giants.

by Scotty Ballgame January 7, 2012

orbit

Noun - An orbit is 2 or more LED lights (most often photons or inovas) attached back to back with a string running between them. The sting is held at either end while the lights are moved in a circular motion to "wind it up." Then when the string is pulled the lights spin and this is repeated. They are used at raves or clubs to give light shows. Many different effects can be achieved (such as stars, flowers and slinkies) depending on how the orbit is moved.

I brought my orbit to the rave last night so I could give some awesome light shows.

by Dropp February 22, 2008

Orbax

intarnet attention wh0re

orbax is a bitchwang

by Anonymous February 16, 2005

Oral Orbit

The measurement from mouth to genitals. Simply for establishing a sufficient partner for 69. The greater the disparity in oral orbit the less likely 69 will be pleasureful for 69ers.

Chris says " man i love when a chick sucks you off and you get to dig your tongue into her beaver."

Joel responds " yeah i know what you mean man danielle damico and i have an amazingly similar oral orbit, her beaver is always 100% in my face!"

by thomas1234 March 9, 2008