A determination of whether a headline, in particular a ridiculous-sounding headline, would look out of place if reported by the comedy newspaper The Onion, which is known for 'reporting' fictional news stories frequently of the satirical or ridiculous variety.
by Kaydiv April 03, 2011
An action that involves firmly pressing an onion of any size or variety into a persons anal cavity. The onion, once firmly pressed in, is referred to as a "Preston" Onion.
I gave her a Preston Onion. It smelled terrible but she loved it.
My boyfriend gave me a Preston Onion and it made my farts smell great for 3 days.
One time, at band camp, I gave this one chick a Preston Onion and she shat it out her mouth 15 hours later.
My boyfriend gave me a Preston Onion and it made my farts smell great for 3 days.
One time, at band camp, I gave this one chick a Preston Onion and she shat it out her mouth 15 hours later.
by Hellvig June 13, 2019
Kate: Jack, were you crying during A Walk to Remember?
Jack: No way, someone must have been cuttin' onions in there.
Jack: No way, someone must have been cuttin' onions in there.
by Sethward March 21, 2008
I had some tangy onions after my workout. But Rachel got on her knees and sucked them anyway.
My fingers smell like my tangy onions. Foul.
My fingers smell like my tangy onions. Foul.
by Eaton Holgoode June 07, 2018
by Mr Ramada April 13, 2017
- A person who has poor personal hygiene in regards to the proper application of underarm deoderant.
- A person who smells of onions after consuming a meal containing an onion and failed to brush teeth or wash hands.
-"Onion Wizard Sleeve" is a variation in regards to a girl having poor hygiene in the genital area.
- A person who smells of onions after consuming a meal containing an onion and failed to brush teeth or wash hands.
-"Onion Wizard Sleeve" is a variation in regards to a girl having poor hygiene in the genital area.
by ChadnSean January 11, 2010
You can stop the onion syndrome love, I saw you take the purse, no point pretending to cry it isn't going to work, on your knees or I'm ringing the police
by mitch00uk April 11, 2015