A girl who falls in love with guys too quick. She is usually in love with them after the first date or sometimes even before. She constantly asks "Do you love me?" or "Do you think you could ever love me?" She has a nasty downstairs mixup.
"She asked him if he loved her and they've only been on one date."
"I heard she farted right in front of him."
"She's Old Gregg."
"I heard she farted right in front of him."
"She's Old Gregg."
by alabamafan4ever January 1, 2012
Get the Old Greggmug. by DragonQ March 17, 2004
Get the Max Oldsmug. by Anonymous November 12, 2002
Get the old bagmug. A term used mainly to describe elderly people, though it can be a catch-all term, too, describing anyone who's past their prime. It's used especially by pessimists as they get further into their 40s and 50s.
by ferdii6069 June 2, 2016
Get the old poopmug. What evil old people become when they get too sick to alienate or bully people anymore. Often involves a radical "change" of personality that includes kindness, cordiality, a newfound consciousness of religion and good sense. Usually only lasts until they die or their health stabilizes, in which they turn back to normal.
Kate:Whoa, Jackie, your mother-in-law's really nice to you!
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.
by jazzrock August 26, 2008
Get the Old and holymug. by 9district9 November 8, 2020
Get the Old Arnoldmug. by Playmann January 21, 2019
Get the old afmug.