Old Gregg

A girl who falls in love with guys too quick. She is usually in love with them after the first date or sometimes even before. She constantly asks "Do you love me?" or "Do you think you could ever love me?" She has a nasty downstairs mixup.

"She asked him if he loved her and they've only been on one date."
"I heard she farted right in front of him."
"She's Old Gregg."

by alabamafan4ever January 1, 2012

Max Olds

Too great to be described. Best known description:

"Unknowable" or "All".

Oh my God it's Max! Shit...look busy...

by DragonQ March 17, 2004

old bag

grumpy old bat who doesnt do anything for anyone

Mrs keen, jeez your an old bag!

by Anonymous November 12, 2002

speed of old

The speed at which the elderly travel; this can be 5-10 miles under the speed limit whilst driving or just moving very slowly in front of you. It is a very frustrating phenomenon.

Aaaugh god dammit! Why won't she stop traveling at the speed of old! I've got stuff to do!

by domesticus July 17, 2010

old schoogle

When modern technology fails and one must resort to archaic, carbon based methods such as dictionaries and encyclopedias for definitions and references.

ME: Does anyone know where they keep the books in this place? The WiFi is down and I need to look something up.
Intern: The what?
ME: The BOOKS. I have to old schoogle it.
Intern: How old ARE you?

by starkasm August 26, 2010

old poop

A term used mainly to describe elderly people, though it can be a catch-all term, too, describing anyone who's past their prime. It's used especially by pessimists as they get further into their 40s and 50s.

In the movie "On Golden Pond," Katherine Hepburn addressed Henry Fonda as "you old poop."

by ferdii6069 June 2, 2016

Old Veggie

A word to describe your ex, commonly used for girls, which means that he "used" her for her body then left.

It can also mean a regular basic ex. -both genders can say this but this is more of a woman's response.

Guy 1: Damn, she looks hot.
Guy 2: Nah, I wouldn't want her because she was someone's old veggie.

Girl 1: Wait, isn't he one of your old veggies?
Girl 2: Yeah, we just didn't work out because of his temper.

by Teddyaj December 28, 2016