When a person acts as they comprehend what are you saying, then walk away and they did comprehend at all. They repeat the information incorrectly.
by Abbysworld April 10, 2021

When an elderly man voices views that are archaic, politically incorrect and out of date with social norms, but you have to agree with them anyway because of there age.
by Ollieeee December 14, 2020

Old Man Yaoi is a specific brand of Yaoi- Japanese gay erotic/romantic manga, in which the two characters in love are old. More often people use the term to describe fiction relationships containing old men that are from other types of media.
Person 1: "What are you reading?"
Person 2: "Oh, it's Hilson Mpreg Fanfiction. They're my favorite Old Man Yaoi."
Person 2: "Oh, it's Hilson Mpreg Fanfiction. They're my favorite Old Man Yaoi."
by yaoiyurisnorterguuuuulp January 3, 2025

Sophies english teachers
by gregglygreggjeffleygreg November 10, 2022

by Iodop May 6, 2009

How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.
“Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”
by grimm23 December 13, 2023

Mid afternoon, when a wave of tiredness just overwhelms you, take an OMK… Just like a Siesta really…
by Count Shillitoe May 29, 2022
