old man in front of walmart

this random add that keeps poping up

old man in front of walmart, why, why would you do that

by yur 6th grade friend February 9, 2019

Old man wisdom

When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.

*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*

Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."

20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."

Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."

20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."

by survivalofthefittest78 May 30, 2018

Old Man

Boomer; Also Known As ESPNFootball19

Old Man doesn’t know who Floyd Mayweather Is.

by 🅱️🅾️🅾️〽️ER July 22, 2019

Old man baby

Your father

I can’t get him to do anything he doesn’t want to. He’s an old man baby.

by Danimal_inthesheets March 22, 2019

Old man struggles

A gamer from Connecticut that is two old to do quick movement, simple climbing techniques and claims to be “right on him” .

Virus: young jukes where are you?

Killer: I’m up above you. Climb up here.

Virus: bet

Killer: yo come on you’re taking forever to climb this rock.

Virus: young jukes my games not working it won’t let me.

Killer: bruh! Look at old man struggles!

by Young jukes May 22, 2019

old man puberty

Second puberty were pubic hair turns gray

Looks like Travis is hitting old man puberty.

by Soft waffel October 19, 2017

old man legs

A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.

-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!

-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's

by butzlightbeer October 6, 2016