Loose Nukes

1. A category for the uncategorizable
2. An explanation for the unexplainable
3. An excuse for the unexcusable

Thug #1: Yo homes, is Enya considered New Age or Soft Pop?
Thug #2: Who knows g, loose nukes!

Sorority Girl: Katie was totes loose nukes last night at the bar. I'm pretty sure she hooked up with the bouncer...
BFF: OMFG again?... loose nukes, yo!!!

by Swisscutie April 06, 2009

nuke hiroshima

To Take a Huge shit in an unsuspecting toilet.

Man im going to go nuke hiroshima

by Captain Wacky August 23, 2007

nuke 'em

When you put food in the microwave to heat it up.

"Damn man, I'm feedin' for some french fries."
"You wanna call some chinese food?"
"Nah I got frozen ones in the freezer I'm 'bout to just nuke 'em."

by Sendo August 02, 2007

nuke the fridge

To accumulate enough leftovers so as to run out of space in your refrigerator, heat them up in your microwave, and run over to your neighbor's house passed off as food you made to apologize for something you did.

-Yo man, why'd you have to kill his niece too
-Relax we'll just nuke the fridge
-Aight

by Cactus Ham March 11, 2021

The Nuke

Known for his unbounding sense of humor, The Nuke is able to post in threads as fast as lightening. He also shares the same IP address as wordUISjackolope/word

The Nuke, you so silly!

by Tanooki January 30, 2003

Nuke

To cook something in a microwave oven. "Neuked" to have been cooked in the microwave. Neuking-the act of being cooked in the microwave.(Note the spelling change when the word becomes a verb or adjective)
Derived from the common belief that Microwaves were like Neuclear Power and had supernatural properties that could bring Frozen meals to life in a matter of seconds.

Nuke me that frozen curry.

by Lindsey MacDonald March 10, 2007

nuke yourself

To drop a nuke at your feet and blow up

I told that freak "nuke yourself"

by Theboss358 December 08, 2015