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chuck norris 

Chuck Norris is the ultimate warrior.
I caught Chuck Norris fucking my wife. I thanked him, whereupon he gave me a swift roundhouse kick to the head... and I thanked him again.

As his foot was about to make impact with my head for the second time, I noted that he was wearing a live rattlesnake as a condom.
chuck norris by snallygaster March 14, 2007

Proper Norris 

This term can be used in a number of ways. Mostly to express a positive opinion of something. If you like it, its proper norris.

The phrase came around in the summer of 2006. Jimmy Westminster*, Sassy Cassie*, OJ* and co were having a lazy day at the park. OJ's sister's boyfriend's cat is called norris and OJ was talking about naming his pet plastic dinosaur Bubba Norris. Sassy misheard him and thought he had said Proper Norris. This then resulted in a chorus of Proper Norris in Jamacian/Scouse accents and Jimmy W decided that proper norris would be a good way to describe things that were good. Sassy agreed. Hence, the creation of Proper Norris.

Please refer to the myspace group, proper norris.

*Real names have not been used to protect identities.
'I look proper norris today'
'Wow, that hat is proper norris'
'Sex with your mother is proper norris'
Proper Norris by Lizzie A December 9, 2008

chuck norris syndrome 

A disease where a person unfortunately has to deal with being addressed by their first and last name, all of the time.
"Man, I hate living with Chuck Norris syndrome! Everywhere I go I get addressed by first and last name."

"Yea man that sucks."
chuck norris syndrome by Yoboy ka December 9, 2013

jacob norris

the most FUCKING amazing person love scars to the max has a broken heart HBK for life has an amzing best friend and is sexy as fuck
jacob norris by Bitches be crazy November 21, 2017

abbie norris 

She is a fun loving person and is great person to hang out with but if you lose her heart you will never get it back
Abbie Norris is fun but I lost her once and never got her back
abbie norris by Amanda Norris December 7, 2017

Chuck Norris 

You simply do not search up the definition of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris search up the definition of YOU
I ran for my life last night from Chuck Norris