Nooticer

Antisemitc, alt-right dog-whistling term linked to the "World Jewish Conspiracy", propagating the belief that Jews are secretly in control of all companys (especially "bad" ones). If asking a "Nooticer" what they mean, they will usually be vague about it and claim to be "just noticing patterns", conceiling the true anti-semitc use of this term.

Seeing how you scrolled directly to the early life section of this person's wiki, you must also be a fellow Nooticer. We have really high intelligence and are good at pattern-recognition. And yes, I have a Rick and Morty tatoo.

by urban_legend_27 February 26, 2025

saltae noots

big salty nuts that girls love

the man showed his saltae noots and the woman jumped all over him.

by g niggra September 21, 2011

das noots

German deez nuts

"Mien für, have you talked to Miester D yet?"
"Nien, who is this Miester D?"
He is the Miester of Das Noots!"
Jeffery died the following hour.

by A big chicken May 22, 2016

Tis Noots

A formal (archaic?) way of saying the informal: Deez Nuts

Allow us to go for tea. But first, let me adjust tis noots

by Rilakkuma99 June 17, 2016

Face Noots

Pictures of ones face for another persons personal pleasure

“Give me face noots Sebastian,” his girlfriend said. So Sebastian went and took pictures of his face to send to her.

by duopsji March 7, 2019

poopsie nooties

that stubborn little turd that will not leave your bottox. Also an endearing term to a close friend.

I tried using the toilet but my poopsie nooties wouldn't come out

by poopsynooties January 23, 2021

Dazen Nootsen

It is the more polite version of Deez nuts and refers to the balls and scrotum.

Hey how about you suck on Dazen Nootsen

by Dr Leo Ennis June 7, 2022