nooget

A fat gay piece of crap

Nooget is a pooface.

by Master archer September 11, 2003

Noonie

A typical white frat boy , someone who is into bing drinking , pukka shells, abercrombie and fitch , nickleback , and date rape . Derivative of Fonzanoon. Someone basically who is very cocky and has nothing to back it up with , And who is also very loud and obnoxious

" man did you notice Linda's boyfriend is a real Noonie"

by Blackie Gleason November 8, 2011

noobie boobies

Noobie booby is when a girl first starts getting her first lumps of boobs. So when a girl has new boobs

Girl: So has your daughter got her pair of boobs yet?

Mom: Actually my girl is getting her first pair of noobie boobies.

Girl: Oh I remember when i got my first pair of noobie boobies!

by rddscalif and tkkk December 6, 2009

Nookie

Slang for vagina

Dude, I just saw Jennifer's nookie last night. That shit was clean

by Jake N Shake September 17, 2018

Nookie

Sex, naked cuddle.Something you do when you haven't seen your husband all week and you are both stressed out because of your responsibilities. You go back to bed on the weekend and just nookie.

c'mon...no more fights...let's go have a nookie.

by nooknoodle October 4, 2005

Noonie

A noonie is an industrious young man who is always looking for fun as is willing to work for it. He sees a bicycle he likes, so he mows lawns until he can afford it. He sees skis and poles at a garage sale, so he takes a job cleaning out garages so he can buy them. Any parent would be happy to call their son a noonie!

<> Look at that noonie dance while he mows the lawn. He sure can make working in the heat if the day look like fun! When he has earned enough $$$, he’s going to take his girl out to a movie. Wh v N at a great guy!
<> I need someone to weed my vegetable garden, so I’m looking for a noonie. He’ll do the work, and I’ll be entertained just watching him!
<> Honey, the attic is a mess! I’ll get the 🎶bombox🎶 / you hire the noonie, and don’t forget to set up the video camera before he gets here. We’ll make a fortune from YouTube likes!

by Lacemaker427 July 23, 2018

nookie-chuckie

A guy who's so addicted to sex that's he's undependable - especially when it comes to making the right choice at the cost of getting it on with some hottie.

Berta to Charlie (Two and a half Men): I can't depend on you, Charlie. You're a nookie-chuckie.

by lennybr May 28, 2008