Bull Maiden

A dominant female. Large stature and superior been structure with at least one beneficial mutation in the LRP5 gene responsible for bone density. A strong woman of superior breeding quality. Not fat or skinny, just a large strong dominant woman.

1. “She’s not gay bro, she’s just a bull maiden.”
2. “Most men desire a shorter more petite woman that makes them feel large, a bull maiden is what a real man needs to produce superior offspring.”
3. Anthony- “hey bro you see that petite chuck with the fat ass, she’s so fine!”

Luke- “Nah bro I’m checking out Lassie the barrel racer girl, she’s a real bull maiden, I’m sure she’d love to get bred out by a hoss like me”
Ashton- “ew yall both nasty, I want one of them big ole cellulite beach whales, if there ain’t no cellulite it ain’t right”
Luke and Anthony- “……ew…that’s disgusting…you’re a real hawg for that.”

by Skywalker Luke June 30, 2025

boink-maiden

typically used by Elden Ring players to describe their GF

She is my boink-maiden

by darkclaw wolfgod April 16, 2024

Maiden

Something you don't have.

Maiden

by Maidenless Tarnished April 12, 2022

Ironin' Maidens

A singing, rapping, ironing, starch spraying all-female group in white bullet bras and half slips lead by Miss Melba Toast.

The Ironin' Maidens theme song is "The Ironin' Board Rap", written by Ms. Patti Thornton.

by Veronica Vermillion February 7, 2010

flesh maiden

Its a word I made up after I heard the song Make Me Bad by KoRn ANF I thought he was saying Flesh Maiden.

Make Me Bad by KoRn starts to play on radio*

Toby (Me): Oh hey thats KoRn! And is he saying Flesh Maiden?

by Toby. :D September 25, 2021

ass maiden

A.female.version.of.an.ass.goblin

she.is.such.an.ass.maiden...Maiden.of.the.ass

by Ribena November 7, 2003

Savannah Maiden

The littest person you'll ever meet

You're such a Savannah Maiden

by Savannah_GOAT November 2, 2017