"Bob decided to employ his drunk uncle to give the speech at the company dinner. Gee! What a real Nike that turned out ot be!
by Some other dude called Matt September 9, 2018
The most beautiful girl on the world. She's amazing and makes her friends laugh all the time. Her smile make all your pain go away and if she laughs you have to laugh with her. A hug from her makes you feel like the most important person all over the world.
I love you, Nike.
by DefinitelynotJuli November 22, 2021
A company that sells undurable shit.
"Just do it" more like "just ruin it"
It won't be that hard just wear it once.
"Just do it" more like "just ruin it"
It won't be that hard just wear it once.
by Brutallyhonestdefinitions December 22, 2016
by golflife101 April 22, 2018
Nike is the most beautiful human being. They are a very understanding and reliable person, plus they possess the ability to make you laugh at the most stupid joke. Nike has made lots of memorable and special moments with lots of people and is dear to all his friends. He's also super hot and pretty lel. Favorite person<3
by gyusaurus November 21, 2021
by OrlandoFrenandez November 20, 2022
look at that nike freak
by jacocs April 7, 2016