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Nice shoes, wanna Netflix and chill?

A super-direct way to get in the door for a fuck. Netflix and chill, means that you are going to go over to your partners house and fuck with Netflix in the background. The compliment about the shoes, ensures this approach's effectiveness.
Bromigo 1: Yo, me and Karen totally just fucked to "Despicable Me 2"
Bromigo 2: Bruh...dude! How'd you get her to agree to that!?!
Bromigo 1: I said what any proper gentleman would, "Nice Shoes, wanna Netflix and Chill?"
by Jamesknapper October 20, 2015
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Neologist

An individual inclined to making up new words. Based on the noun Neoligism: The introduction or use of new words or new senses of existing words.
John being a neologist had a habit of making up new words that strangely enough while newly formed appeared to make sense.

John is neologistic in nature.
by mykeyg August 14, 2012
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Straight to Netflix

Describing a movie with such bad acting and terrible special effects. So much so that it could have been made in someone's back yard that it didn't go to theaters or even DVD, but it ended up on the popular movie website Netflix.
This film shouldn't have been screened, I wish it went straight to Netflix so we could watch the first ten minutes, turn it off and go back to watching Lost instead of wasting our money
by CaptainM May 1, 2014
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netflix and chill

When you go to someone's house expecting to watch netflix and hang out, but they actually wanted to fuck.
Girl: "Hey babe, wanna come over so we can watch netflix and chill?"
Guy: "YES"

*Guy comes over*
Girl: *Watches Netflix and eats popcorn*
Guy: "......I thought we were gonna fuck..."
by Loulipop98 October 20, 2015
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Netflix and Chill for One

A euphemism for masturbation. Typically used by a single man or woman who has no sexual partners, save for Netflix.
Katie: "Netflix and chill for one tonight I think"
Chris: "Make sure you take off those fake nails, don't want to snag anything"
by DoctorLove September 23, 2015
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neolojism

ne·ol·o·jism
Pronunciation nee-ol-uh-jiz-uhm

noun
1. a new word, meaning, usage, or phrase that was coined unnecessarily, probably in a juvenile effort to coin a term for the sake of coining the term.
2. the introduction or use of useless, clumsy new words or poorly conceived alternative senses of existing words.
3. a new doctrine, esp. a new interpretation of sacred writings, in which one acquires sexy results.
4. (Psychiatry.) a gush of new words, often consisting of combinations of other words and gibberish, that is understood only by the speaker: occurring most often in the speech of schizophrenics and drunken fraternity members.

-Related Forms
ne-ol-o-jizz, verb
ne·ol·o·jist, noun
ne·ol·o·jis·tic, ne·ol·o·jis·ti·cal, adjective
Rather than providing examples of the usage of the word neolojism in a sentence, it will perhaps be more useful to provide examples of neolojisms in the wild. For example, "convergasm" is an ill-conceived portmanteau of "converse" and "orgasm" that fails to be both useful and amusing. The same can be said of "conversatanist" and "discuntled", though only the latter example could ever see reasonable use among losers.

On the other hand, "plumplex" is an example of a neolojism that makes no sense in addition to being useless, and it suffers additionally due to its marked lack of intuitive grace. The term "spreebz" is merely goddamned retarded and should have been rejected by the editors.

Overall, more than 60% of all of the Urban Dictionary will be neolojisms, with 20% of that number being passably amusing.
by gadiv December 16, 2008
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Netflix Karma

You get a DVD from Netflix and it is all scratched up because the previous users treated it as badly as you treat your netflix rentals.
Oh crap it froze up again, I am so suffering Netflix Karma right now! Arghhh!
by Clampunk August 10, 2010
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