motard

A contraction of emo and retard, ie. somebody who listens to indie music and looks ridiculous with very carefully messed up hair and black pants that are way too tight.

"I don't like going to clubs in Seattle; there are too many annoying motards."

by icon clabber man August 21, 2005

Motard

The consciousness of all Siamese Fighting Fish (Betas) be they alive or dead. Motard entered into the mind of the Sting Ray that killed Steve Irwin because Motard is angry with humans for keeping Motard in stupid little bowls.

"We are MOTARD! Fear us for we are fish."

by Servant of Motard November 8, 2008

Metarded

acknowledgeing your own idiocracy.

I am sooooo metarded for forgetting my birthday when ther is a party in my name

by Exiene July 12, 2012

Mubarak

A girl who is self conscious and is a tall obnoxious dog. She sometimes does wacky stuff and has way to much clothing. She is a very late person and does not care about you a bit.

Omg my dad's girlfriend's daughter's son's best friend's girlfriend is such a Mubarak.

by Xdxdlol.net September 16, 2019

Motard

Derived from and somewhat a contraction of mo from homo from homosexual AND tard from retard as in mentally retarded. Used derogatorily or perhaps in jest to refer to any person judged to be acting in a slow or stupid manner.

We talked to some motard who is "just the computer guy" and didn't seem to understand at all what we were talking about yet felt he was able to man the front desk of the office.

by flamedog February 9, 2004

Muntario

The next step up in the ugly tree from a munter.

Ie , His last bird was a bit of a munter but his new one is a muntario!

by Doug Seivwright May 10, 2004

motard

a person who does something moronic and retarded.

Screwing your bests friends sister in their house instead of yours and getting caught. You have to be a total motard to not see that coming.

by princess gillette May 24, 2010