Mustache madness

When there's simply too much mustache to handle. If you can't handle the 'stache then get out of Missouri; the mustache capital.

The other week I was chilling in Missouri and I kissed my girlfriend and she complained about my mustache being sufficiently prickly. She claimed it was mustache madness! She was then escorted out of the state because she couldn't handle it.

by Ozzy Fosburn January 24, 2012

Mustache lover

A person who is always saying "Mustache luv" or "I mustache you a question" They usually wear mustache themed jewelry or clothing. Most of the time they are girls. NOTE: loves facial hair

Lila is a total mustache lover, she is always wearing her mustache necklace.

by grasslike February 23, 2013

Mustache Finger?

A friendly taunt of gesture made to a friend for no other reason than you can and its funny.

Put your index finger sideways under someones nose and say "mustache finger?" if you succeed and get them you will win bro points... if they somehow avoid your attempt they get bro points.

by Slang Master Zen November 18, 2014

mustabio

a mental or retarded person who is very strong or powerful

your brain functions like a mustabio

by MUSTABIOPLAYS May 29, 2018

Mustafa Asif

A person who likes to help everyone, lives a simple and boring life, although is respected by everyone.

Ali was having problems with chemistry, hence “Mustafa Asif” provided him with notes and motivation.

by 070707xoxo March 13, 2019

mustache_izuku

mustache_izuku is so in love with Midoriya Izuku and is an account based off of him. their pronouns are she/they, and they're so sweet and likeable.

mustache_izuku is so cool

by dynadekuluvr tiktok June 2, 2021

Mustachious

Is when a man is acting mysteriously and also has a moustache.

Hey see that shady man over there ? What is he up to?? …. What a mustachious..

by dunny hal September 12, 2021