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Hazelnut mudslide

Ejaculating into your partner's anus after anal intercourse. Then said partner runs to the bathroom to let the hazelNUT mudslide flow into the porcelain throne.
Hey babe want to get wet and wild tonight since the kids are away?
Babe: Sure, but what new position do you want to try out this time?
Guy: I've actually always wanted to give you a hazelnut mudslide.
by Wetterandwilder May 10, 2023
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Kingston Mudslide

Customary Canadian sex act that involves eating an entire bottle of thousand island dressing off/out of a stranger’s anus.

Often accompanied with a Malaysian Jam Tango.
Hoser McMapledick: So you gave that gay Indian hipster a Kingston Mudslide, eh?

Justin Trudeau: Yes! My omnisexual midget manservant gave me a Spicy Tuesday the entire time. I came buckets!
Hoser McMapledick: Typical Thursday.
by Raul Pudd October 28, 2023
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Wet basement mudslide

The act of shitting your pants while sitting then sliding out of your current position like you’re going down a slide.
Man I was so lazy Sunday afternoon. I had to go to the bathroom, but instead of going I just sat on my couch and gave myself a Wet Basement MudSlide.

Wet basement mudslide meaning: shitting yourself while sitting and sliding out of your position as if you were on a slide.
by Soup kitchen bros August 27, 2022
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Mudslide

When your butt-fucking a chick and she shits on your dick when you cum, thus making a mudslide.
Chick 1: "So did you fuck that prick last night?"
Chick 2: "Yeah. He slapped me around some so I gave him a mudslide 'cause he was pissing me off."
by Stufma Cokiner August 7, 2010
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Wisconsin Mudslide

Before treating your woman to a routine back massage, fill the evening with cheap Wisconsin Ale. While she is lying face down position yourself flat footed over her spine, pull your pants down and blast her spine telling her its massage oil. Phase 2: Reposition yourself near the back of the room and get a running start, slide head first across her back like Pete Rose...

See Also Monsoon Assassin
I just had to try that Wisconsin Mudslide last night, and boy it was grrrrrrrreat...
by The Silent Duck December 29, 2007
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Moroccan Mudslide

When a girl has diarrhea, and has anal sex. she then takes a runny dump mixed with semen on her partners face. they then est the mixture of his face with tortilla chips only to puke it back up into a bowl, in which they will then usually perform a Texas Chili Bowl.
Douchebag: dude me and christy did a moroccan mudslide, closely followed by a texas chili bowl

Douchebag2:Oh man you are so lucky dude christys a total freak

Otherguy: dude... your fucking weird
by JDubz October 23, 2006
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Indian Mudslide

When you eat curry and shit on your womans chest.

Shitting in your hand and massaging a womans breasts

hot shit on bare skin
Did you see that chick after that indian mudslide?

Yeah.. that indian food fucked me up, so i just took care of business.

Didn't you give tanya an indian mudslide?

yeah that cury fucked my shit up, so i shit business.
by j jack January 28, 2010
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