Wal Mart

A store dedicated to saving you money...and crushing unoins! You can't beat those everyday low prices...or the fact that they hire illegal aliens to keep those prices low! supercenters save you time and money by putting everything you need in one place...except for crosses for burning, those are all at the Waltons house. Were the employees are loaded with Pride... and toasted, nicely toasted.

EWME: I asked my manager to press the button on the bailer I while I was standing inside of it at wal-mart, because his blood alcohol level was %1.2 he didn't even argue. And thats how I got to heaven.

satan: this is hell fool!

EWME: Odd, it's seems so much nicer then wal mart

by terminalblue.dyndns.org December 28, 2003

wal mart

The teenage hangout spot in many American small towns.

John: "Do you want to go cow tipping?"

Joe John: "Yeah, I'll meet you at Wal Mart."

by kevin21boston November 10, 2008

Marta

She is really hot.She is smart and strong,she is just perfect

Marta....I love you

by Marta burlacu March 31, 2019

wang mart

1) Name of a common vending machine/store in asian countries.
2)Funniest saying in the history of all man kind.

1)I went to the wang mart the other day, and the price of a burger raised 27.8% on the dorrar!
2)Man 1: Dude!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: Wang Mart!
Man 2 dies of a combination of laughter and a tomohawk to the head.

by bobby bormann May 2, 2008

Wal-Mart whack

A powerful punch executed during fights at Wal-Mart during the holiday shopping season, usually in a battle over the last $69 TV, $199 laptop, or other gift item. The frequency of Wal-Mart whacks reaches its pinnacle on Black Friday, as well as Christmas Eve.

Christmas Shopper 1: "Man, that guy got knocked out cold"

Christmas Shopper 2: "Yeah, he got a pretty good Wal-Mart whack right to the jaw. He's not getting that laptop now!"

by Tmanc December 5, 2010

The Marth

Vigorously masturbating into your wife

Honey, I want to give you the Marth

by daddyfatsax879 September 4, 2016

Easy as K-mart Girls

Young females who work at K-mart are notoriously easy. Without much effort you can often fool around with them in the store. If you are a young male it is highly recommended to take employment with K-mart.

If you haven't noticed you will rarely find an employee stocking the shelves or tidying up in K-mart. It is because they are all hiding in the stock room giving or receiving blowies.

What do you mean, you don't know how to stalk on facebook , it's easy as k-mart girls.

by whackipedia July 26, 2011