Mojave Mouth

A condition one gets when they are so desperate for a boyfriend or girlfriend, that they are beyond merely "thirsty." Their mouth is figuratively as dry as the Mojave Desert.

Bro #1 "Man, that chick is thirsty! That's a turnoff bro!"

Bro#2 "Tell me about it, that chick has straight up Mojave Mouth! I thought I saw a tumble weed fall out!"

by Dutch McFly August 31, 2013

Manjaculation

The action of being a bro with another bro

I use manjaculation when i Have to help my bros out.

by Sawpuhcti March 20, 2019

Mona vale

Mona vale full of adlays come here to be rolled or get your head stomped with the youth yungins in the kiddy park on top of the shade cloth run by Mona boys who smoke cones at smokers and back of village park

Where’s the sesh at? Village park Mona vale

by Doin der March 31, 2021

The MONACO MELTER

The MONACO MELTER is when you and a group of friends cum on a girl so much that she sticks to the floor/bed, then you and you're friends beat the shit out of her with a bunch of fly swatters and you dump here unconsious body in a dumpster and then you drive to the nearest Denny's and eat

Dad: so what did you guys do last night?

Son: well we did beer pong, then we smoked a bunch of duggies, and then we did the Monaco melter on venessa!

Dad: sounds like a party!

Son: yeah

Dad: kinda concerned though, you're 10

by BigPeePeePooPoo February 10, 2020

Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review

by Platitude May 27, 2015

Salty Mojalty

A way to emphasize the extra salty nature of your friends. A term to describe friends that are acting in a salty manner. They are not supporting the fun of the group, bringing a damper to the overall mood.

Dude you are being really salty, salty mojalty.
Dude thats salty, salty mojalty.
Salt dude salt..all over the place..you are being salty mojalty.

by Rich Bomgardner February 4, 2007

los mojados

in direct translation, "the wet ones"
used to describe hispanic people who have crossed the border illegally through the river, thus being wet. not used often anymore

los mojados te quitan tu trabajo (los mojados can take your job away)

by mexakid October 30, 2007