Mongolian salsa

The mixture of piss and shit in someone’s butthole after you piss in it.

Me and my girl made Mongolian Salsa last night and that shit was bussin’.

by Steadlur November 22, 2022

Mongolian Cock Knot

The act of three burly men scissoring

Saw these guys having quite the Mongolian Cock Knot on the steps of the White house lawn the other day.

by FunterTundle February 14, 2023

crotch mongler

a person who constanly grabs peoples crotches, especially when they least expect it

Jack: hey jerry whats up?
Jerry: get the fuck off my crotch you crotch mongler

by Joe Fuji June 17, 2007

Mongolian Buffet

You call on a friend that is not liked by your circle of friends, but is always around anyway. Get them really drunk. Find a dead girl (don't try at home) and place her freshly (1 to 2 days old is the best) dead body in a different room on a bed. Have several friends hide in the closet of said room. Tell your friend (victom) that there is a really drunk girl in the other room sleeping and if he orally pleasures her he is guarenteed a bit of "the ol' in and out." Now when you friend starts to get busy on her south bound action all you friends come running out the closet and jump on her stomach. This makes all her internal organs (or mong as it's called after death) come out her box and into his mouth! Hence, the Mongolian Buffet.

never heard of anyone doing the Mongolian Buffet, but my ears are open

by yehudah October 24, 2006

Mongolian Chimneysweep

A sexual act performed following anal intercourse, where the person who was being penetrated does a head-stand exposing his/her gaping anus and the penetrator sits atop the penetratee and defecates into their rectum.

The Mongolian Chimneysweep requires some degree of flexibility.

by The Grand MasterSmeat (courtesy of Scott) August 30, 2006

cock mongler

A cock mongler is someone who can not get enough of cock. When sucking it they will slap it on their face and rub it on every other part of their body within range of the cock.

I dont think head will ever be the same. I met the girl of my dreams a true cock mongler.

by yofaceyo October 16, 2006

Mongolian Wetnap

When a girl spits in a guy's eye and then sits on his face.

"We were so drunk last night that I let her mongolian wetnap me"

by Abby Foxhaven December 28, 2009