manchester united fan

An absolute fucking wanker who thinks there hard and know fuck all about football.

What a fucking sad twat that Manchester United fan is

by Mancityrthebest April 18, 2020

Moncher

A boy who is very horny and part of a Vicks cult and will talk to you about anything and everything he will tell you everything and destroy your innocent mindset.

Moncher ruined my life

by SmallEyeGamer March 31, 2019

Monchi

-The type of boyfriend which gives his girlfriend a back massage every night.
-A girl who is over the top funny and cute, massage worthy.

“His girlfriend must be happy he’s a true monchi”

by Paulacaslin January 16, 2020

monching

monching is kind of more uhmmmm oOMMMM nOM nOm NOM NOm whereas munching is just a polite nomnomnom, yknow?

God was monching naturally on a herd of readily available iguanas.

by On_the_Spectrum April 2, 2023

manchete

The ONE pocket knife that a man used for: cleaning his fingernails, opening wine bottles, cutting sausage, clearing brush and skinning a deer.

After an intense day of cutting open UPS packages in the mail room, Bob used his manchete to pry off a beer cap, clean his fingernails and cut open a bag of jerky.

by Carlos18 July 23, 2010

menchomie

the menchomie is the imaginary illness who hinders one to work normally.

-Are you working hard?

-Well, I guess i've got the menchomie, I still haven't finished that exercice!

by Packermann May 12, 2013

Manchildnapping

the involuntary taking of a person over the age of 18 without indulging them with a location how long they'll be gone or when they'll return

friend 1: get in the car

friend 2: what why
friend 1: shut up im manchildnapping you
friend 2: nah man im good
friend 1: get em!!
Friend 3,4,5 get out and grab friend one and put him in the car
Friend 1,3,4, and 5: yeah road trip
friend 2: Fuck you guys

by mignoculus December 20, 2016