miked out

to flake, or back out on plans

Aaron: Mike are you going to the Y today?
Mike: Yes, I'll be there.

Later

Aaron: Dude, you miked out on me again.

by illinois baller May 15, 2008

mipped

Smacking mayonnaise on someones nipple.

*SMACK* "you just got mipped"

by Boivinator October 4, 2010

Mixed Blend

The process of going to a dispensary and leaving with a variety of indica and sativa blends for the purpose of rolling blunts or using a vaporizer. also includes concentrates.

What kind of medication are you looking for?

I like a mixed blend. Some of this and some of that.

by Mikkster78 August 29, 2011

mixednummies

The original inspiration for the movie "Species." A cock-hungry blonde predator from outer space who doesn't speak the human language of English very well but is driven to go out with and fuck as many human males as possible.

Watch out for mixednummies!

by AngryGamer October 10, 2008

Moped from hell

Moped From Hell- noun: A vehicle summoned forth from the ethereal plain of existence known to many as hell that is ridden exclusively by DaLeGoPimP.

ex: The moped from hell just ran over that school bus full of infants,moments later, dragons flew out of the charred remains of the children.

by WOLF ASSASSIN92 + DaLeGoPimP October 21, 2008

mopedicycle

A 'Motorized bicycle'.
A bicycle with an engine mounted in either the V frame or above the rear tire. Not quite a moped, not quite a bicycle. A Hybrid of both.

I finished my Mopedicycle the other day. The engine kit was under $200, and i already had the bicycle to mount the engine on. It goes almost 30mph!

by Solitus October 16, 2008

Moped Porn

pornography entails when one man shoves his Phallus into one/many parts of a car

Moped Porn
"hey josh saw you was into Modped porn?"

"yea its great we should go for a drive some time?"
"yea maybe we can double team your ped"

":P"

by TheStonersBlog November 18, 2011