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Midas’ Penis

The thing attached to my husband Midas that I want to suck on every night but he won’t let me, because he doesn’t realize how lucky he is to be with me…
Me: Hey babe *bites collar* can I suck your cock?
Midas: No.
Me: Why?
Midas: …
Me: 🥺
Midas: …
Me: 🥺🥺🥺
Midas: ?
Me: 😞
Midas: Aww why not?
Me: 🍆💦😫
*sucks on Midas’ penis all night long*
by ☆★Marigold★☆ February 5, 2022
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Midas Touch

Having a day when things go wrong... Everything you touch turn into a muffler
"I have the Midas Touch, Everything I touch turns into a muffler
by tobywonkanobe July 16, 2010
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Midas Sex

The act of being binded up by the character Midas from fortnite and him railing you from behind with his golden dick then he strips you and rails you for all eternity. Don’t worry, he’ll feed you and bathe you and live a life with you but 20% of the day revolves around sex.

To get this to happen say “Ovaries and eggs” in a dark Grocery Store bathroom while shitting.
Nobody has ever escaped Midas sex! It could be paradise or a nightmare!
by Ganyu March 24, 2021
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mida

shit,joe banach is mida
by Mida Man TT April 9, 2003
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MDMA

MDMA is Ecstasy, but in the form of a power as opposed to a pill. The content of Ecstasy pills are not consistent and can have anything in them, such as baking powder and talcum powder, as well as other drugs like Speed.
Street names for MDMA include MD, and MAD DOG.

MDMA is around 80% pure, Whereas Ecstasy is about 5% pure!
Wanna do some pills?
Nah man, they're dirty! Wanna get some MDMA instead?
by LMRLANCS January 27, 2008
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madmanjock

Means "I am a mad guy with a huge cock who pwns your boney ass for free" and it's true
Madmanjock is one fucking great guy
by Madmanjock January 23, 2005
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MDMA

MDMA (3,4-methylenedioxy- N-methylamphetamine), most commonly known today by the street name Ecstasy (often abbreviated E, X, or XTC), is a semisynthetic member of the amphetamine class 2 of psychoactive drugs, a subclass of the phenethylamines.3 MDMA also falls under many other broad categories of substances, including stimulants, psychedelics, and the empathogenic-entactogens.
Long term use can cause Alot of Mental illness'. For instance Chronic Aniexty if not treated can lead to bigger and more terrifying mental dieases. MDMA triggers your serotonin receptors. It makes you feel good and happy. But the thing people don't realize is the long term effects on your mental health.
You can become afraid of normal things. Insominac where you cannot sleep at all
Have social anxiety where you dont want to even set foot outside
MDMA takes your serotonin away serotonin is the chemical in the back of your brain to keep your emotions balanced. Depression usually comes with it as well. Other cases have shown that short term and long term memory loss.Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, which claimed that a single recreational dose of MDMA could cause Parkinson's Disease in later life due to severe dopaminergic stress.
restlessness or feeling keyed up or on edge
being easily fatigued
irritability
muscle tension
difficulty falling or staying asleep, or restless unsatisfying sleep
difficulty concentrating or the mind going blank
for anxiety they sometimes use Cognitive behavioral therapy
Cognitive behavioral therapy is often used in conjunction with mood stabilizing medications to treat bipolar disorder and schizophrenia.
I have personally used MDMA and over dosed twice on it. I only took one pill. I used to do MDMA 2 times a week and one night i got a bad pill. Which had DXM in it (Dextromethorphan) Which was mixed when mixed it makes your body over heat there fore making you od. I have suffered from Chronic Anxiety. It doesnt sound that horrible but once you have it its hard to get rid of. It complicates your life i have a hard time falling asleep and i used complusively lie. Its not a joke MDMA or Ecstasy is a no-joke drug. When people tell you you will not have any mental issues in your future they are very wrong. Beware of fake pills those can easily kill you. I have been in a horrible postion before with X and i can never take it again or else i will over dose again and probably die. Be very careful. I dont think anyone should experiance this drug.
by Sheena murray October 20, 2008
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