microsoft

your enemies dick

dude your dick is Microsoft

by okemonmaster4life March 27, 2015

Microsoft

Microsoft is another word for the dick of a man who left his penis pills at home. Its size ranges from .001" to 3". Just like floppy disks, floppy dicks are not very useful in today's world. Do you want good sex? Do you want to keep your girl? Then grow a fat cock!

"Eww, get that Microsoft away from me"

"How do you beat your meat with that Microsoft"

by Joinmyminecwaftserver May 11, 2018

Microsoft Agent

The technology used for BonziBUDDY and MaxALERT. Made by Bill Gates.

BonziBUDDY uses Microsoft Agent technology.
Microsoft Agent is a fun way to make characters come to life with technology.

by LogoMan404 May 9, 2024

Microsoft Word

Sucks Google Docs’ dick

Google Docs: Free,No ads,Autosave, never had a stupid mascot
Microsoft Word:GIVE US YOUR MONEY NOOOOW😫😫🤓🤓🤓😫

by What’s your handle321 April 27, 2024

microsoft dance

When you have to re-boot your Windows PC to restore basic funcitonality.

I cannot get Word to open up so that I can write a scathing letter to Bill, so I must first re-boot my PC by doing the Microsoft Dance

by tom345 August 9, 2010

microsoft publisher

Basically just a much more complex version of Microsoft Word.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna use Microsoft Publisher?
Guy 2: Nah, I wanna use something more basic... how about Notepad? :^)
Guy 1: ¦^(
Guy 2: Its got all the things you need. See... you can edit the texts format... and.. uhh... print... actually nvm.. lets forget both of them and just use Microsoft Word.
Guy 1: Ok ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by pseudonym... what a word.... December 17, 2017

microsofting

When an important person in Microsoft decides to release unimportant feature updates to their operating system and stuffs the system with bloatware. (microsofting)

Example: "The microsofting era has begun yet again."

by person who is ordinary June 30, 2025