by gary come home September 27, 2018

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by Mohegan February 22, 2017

I don't know what I said, but Bethany kicked me right in the meat eggs. It hurt so much I thought she broke my penis also.
by $hIti0T July 3, 2014

A large, slightly overweight heterosexual male that has little to say and lacks a sense of masculinity. He of course tries to exude a pretense of manhood by eating a lot of meat, but may go up to his room for 'alone time' and start crying for no apparent reason. It would not be uncommon to hear of a female winning a physical battle with a meat oaf.
Hey Fred, look at that Meat Oaf being beat up by four school girls! I betchya he could use a big steak afterwards!
by Alanis October 2, 2007

Someone who is born completely disabled, mentally, and has no potential to develop. Can also refer to someone who is beyond lazy and lifeless.
Babies deceasing in the womb are likely to become Meat Packets, sequentially.
Informally:
Bill: "This mother fucker lived his entire existence in his room...what a meat packet."
Informally:
Bill: "This mother fucker lived his entire existence in his room...what a meat packet."
by hippigorilla April 26, 2020
