merl

The first letters of the fabulous four girls from Indiana University! Yay MERL and Hoosiers too!

No group can compare to the wonderful group or MERL.

by Lauren (the L in MERL) October 17, 2003

Merlyn

Merlyn is one of a kind. He's smart handsome and great with the ladies. He loves to hang out with friends but has a dark sense of humour. He is often tagged as the ladies man. He rarely reveals his emotions and smiles less in unfamiliar territory most people view him as tough. He is quite confident and can handle himself in any kind of high pressured situation. He might find it hard to commit in a relationship due to his carefree attitude but once he does, he's a keeper. He can also tend to be lazy at times but he is passionate about the things he loves. He is a music fan and probably likes to listen to love songs and country music. If you have got yourself a Merlyn, you are one lucky individual.

Merlyn is a rare breed

by Peter James John October 22, 2018

merlin122

tavels the universe beating the cosmic africans at round ball.

drip drip drip, i'mma piss on you

by lord baltimore January 29, 2005

Merlin

South Indian slang for a woman that frequents auto rickshaw stands and has familiar relations with the auto rickshaw drivers. In many cases a"merlin" is one who is so filthy that she has been shunned from any contact with anyone, besides societies lowest. Often associated with sexually transmtted infections such as HIV, or Hepatitis.

I would never touch her, she is such a scabies ridden Merlin.

by h.manscare December 31, 2011

Merlin

Merlin is a fat ass name most of the time people with the name merlin are Hispanic fat assholes that always screams like a girl with down syndrome on a whole new level. Merlin is really fucking annoying so if you ever see or know a Merlin tell her she is nother and a useless piece of that that always over reacts and want's attention.

(Kids playing soccer)
Kid: Hey pass pass pass!!
Merlin: nah fuck you bitch (btw Merlins are fat and cant run)
Merlin: pushed kid on field (Merlin screams like a juiced up meth head and laughs like a devil also sings like a semi truck using its horn)
Kid: trys to hit her
Merlin: Uses her fat ass to crush a kid and when she walks a mini earthquake starts.

by ShrekAteMyKidz on xbox February 11, 2020

Merlin's beard

When having sex with a young lady one withdraws his love staff at the point of ejaculation and sprays his love muck on the lady's chin. The jizz should start to hang down off the chin, creating a rather fetching white beard look, similar to Merlin's.

"Hey guess what Rich, I did a Merlin's beard on your mum last night!"

"Oh right I just thought she hadn't shaved!"

by Ste Crayston December 7, 2006

Merlyn

Merlyn? He's such a huge dick. He has a twisted sense of humor and loves practical jokes and making fun of people. He often keeps a straight face but that just hides his childish nature underneath. He can hardly be described as the touchy feely type because he rarely gets emotional. Aside his many flaws he's such a charmer. Handsome, smart and full of sweet talk. He often prefers to be in the company of boys but will pick a girl over them on any day. Unfortunately, he's a ladies man and the girls dig him. They don't realise the mess their getting themselves into. He's a loyal friend and is dependable. He can do anything he sets his mind to. He loves music and is a good vocalist, but a bad dancer. He has a lot of potential really but just hasn't realised it yet

Merlyn is just something else

by Peter James John October 25, 2018