Marble Tard

A person who does not know how to play the game of marbles.

"Hey dude, lets play marbles."

"Alright, how do you play?"

"... Get out of my house, Marble Tard."

by Poptart Dave February 24, 2012

Marblehead

Marblehead Is a small town in massachusetts where the culture is based in the students of Marblehead High School getting fucked up. Marblehead has some of the best bud on the east coast, and kids these days have started smoking in 7th grade. If you are over the age of twelve in marblehead you probably know at least three dealers who can get to you at any given moment. Most kids are mole fiends, and plenty kids pop xans or take addies. But its not hard to get along with kids in Marblehead, if you are chill they will be chill to you.

kid 1" I need to get some bacco dude, i'm trying to rip some moles rn!"
Kid 2 "Too bad you have to be 21 in marblehead to buy cigs."

by ranxwer January 9, 2017

Marburg virus

A virus closely related to Ebola with a 50% death rate, which is not widely known because no large outbreaks have been reported for decades. The early symptoms include jaundice, blood in eyes, and head and stomach pains. Later symptoms are vomiting up one’s stomach lining and blood (or vomito negro), meager brain activity, and hemorrhaging, which includes the liquifying of one’s organs and blood seeping from all orifices. Marburg is closely linked to bat guano in Kitum Cave.

Shem Musoke is a survivor of Marburg virus, which he was infected with after a patient with it vomited in his face.

by Verballyironic December 3, 2017

Marblehead

A town north of Boston, Massachusetts. Pretentious rich yuppies and their pretentious rich children. If you look hard enough there are some down-to-earthers. Extremely liberal. Lots of druggies. Opioids and heroin common. Public schools are good but overcrowded; the middle school doesn't have air conditioning. Summer = rich, tan, blond people walking their Golden Retriever Tucker, hanging out on a Grady White, or taking stereotypical white girl pics at Devereaux Beach (it's trash, go to Wingaersheek). Winter = rich, Canada Goose-clad people walking their Golden Retriever Tucker, skiing at Sunday River/Sugarbush, or buying bread and milk for the next nor'easter. There are parents jogging around 25/8 as if they don't have jobs. Teens are judgy and privileged. Anyone who does not own Lululemon, Vineyard Vines or Canada Goose is frowned upon. Typical Marblehead family includes father named Mike: lawyer, 6'0". Mother named Sarah: real estate agent, 5'7", dyed blonde hair. Daughter named Grace: 16, dirty-blond hair, wears Lululemon yoga pants 25/8. Son named Jackson: 12, pairs Nike sneakers with khakis, plays Fortnite. Dog named Tucker: Golden Retriever/Doodle, gets a bath every 4 days because Sarah is a neat freak. Drivers are horrendous and are constantly texting or calling. Common cars: Gray Honda Pilot, black Acura MDX, white/gray/black/navy Mercedes GLC, white/black/navy/red Suburban. Sports include football, basketball, lacrosse, field hockey, skiing, sailing, and golf.

Kid 1: "Hey, wanna walk around downtown Marblehead?"
Kid 2: "Sure, as long as we don't get hit by the amazingly bad drivers or get pushed off the nonexistent sidewalks by a cranky jogger."
Kid 1: "You know what, let's stay home and play Fortnite."

by Amber Crowninshield May 14, 2018

Marblehead

A soldier in the army or army jrotc cadets it came from the chrome dome helmet which looks like a marble cut in half

Salior: look at that marblehead lol

by Modere May 30, 2019

marblesexual

People who are either sexually attracted to marbles or attracted to an online user with the name Marble in it

“There’s this girl I met online yesterday and I’m pretty sure I’m marblesexual now.”

by I am here for some reason July 7, 2019

MARBICK

THE ULTIMATE SHIP BETWEEN TWO MALES WITH COMPLETE AL HAIRLINES ONE IS A YOGA GOD THE OTHER IS FATAND 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 PERCENT GAY

THATS SO MARBICK SAYS GARY

by vhla5cxr7 December 3, 2019