manchester united

The BEST football team in the world!!(football not soccer!!)
More history than any other team will ever have in the premier league!

I'm a manchester United Fan so dont hate.

by c.ronaldo777777 April 14, 2006

Manchester

Manchester is situated in the North West of England.

Commonly slandered by the Scousers,

"Manchester is the home of poofs and pansies"

True to some aspects, Manchester does have a very popular Gay Village; in which there is a "Gay pride" festival each year with Many famous faces including r Ian McKellen, However, Manchester also has a lot more to offer and a lot more to show for all the hard work over the years.

Manchester United: One of the Most sucessful football teams to come out of England.

Manchester City: The richest football club in the world. (also the best, well; we've got the best fans)

Many musicians that took a huge impact on britain in the 80's-90's were also from Manchester and for that we pride ourselfs.

The Smiths
Oasis
The Stone Roses
Happy Mondays
(to name a few)

Also if it wasn't for MMU (Manchester Metropolitan University) the legends known as Ric Mayall & Adrian Edmonson would have never met thus drastically altering british humor through out the 90's.

That in turn renders Manchester one of the Greatest citys in one of the Greatest Countries in the world.

Have you been to Manchester? Yeah mate, Even those chilian miners have been..

by DtotheLA February 27, 2011

Manchild

Gods lulziest joke. His fedora and katana collection are the envy of every red pilled, black pilled, MRA, MGTOW, Incel keyboard warrior that ever wanted to feel superior to a woman. He loves guns, donates to wall construction, masturbates to his own intellect on his or others youtube channels, and would gladly give Donald Trump a blowjob if commanded to. He often enjoys bragging to his likeminded, deeply insecure friends about any new racist, sexist meme he comes up with. Saying something offensive and/or "triggering" to his percieved enemies is often the only way he can achieve orgasm. (Orange man bad! Ugghhh, I just came) Finds selfishness to be the highest value and human suffering to be immensely amusing. Extremely petty and just plain awful to be around. Angry, paranoid and miserable, he will never learn to change. Will most likely write something against this particular definition. DO IT, FAGGOT.

A typical manchild hates his own Mother and blames women for everything in his life when not blaming everything else on different skin colors, political opinions, etc.

by whocaresireallydont January 27, 2019

manchel

Similar to a satchel, but made for a man.

Are you taking a carry-on bag?
No guey, I am taking a manchel!

by El Senor Cafe August 11, 2010

Manchild

Man usually with a name of Cliff is into anime and 4chan rarely leaves his room heavy dr pepper drinker much like the all praised most famous man child of all time who literally does nothing but what's mentioned above and still lives with his mom.

YO bro you hear that highschool drop out Lundeen is living in his garage playing old sega games and smoking weed all day? Yeah dude that guy is such a manchild loser burnout.

by JessePinkman799 July 8, 2018

Manahim

Manahim is an intelligent man, once you meet him you would want to be friends with him. He is super nice and kinda weird. He’s into games, a bit nerdy, but overall you’ll never meet someone as incredible as Manahim.

Wow look it’s Manahim

by Itsmebob March 17, 2019

Manchester

A shit hole in the North West of England, full of scruff's paki's and trigger happy kids, also known for the for there football team Munich X1(man u). who funnily died in a air disater

guy 1: what do ya think of manchester.
guy 2: it stinks and is full of sweaty paki's and little scruff's haha ice on the run way MUNICH MUNICH!!!

by CK09 February 18, 2009