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fisherprice manager

The application used to administer Microsoft SQL Server 2000.
Crappy fisherprice manager is fucking up my database again!
by S. Girard March 20, 2008
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e-manage

when a guy maintains and manages a relationship with a girl through texting/social networking in order to keep her on good terms in case he wants to hangout/hookup again. This is usually done by periodical text messages that are short and somewhat flirty. Can also be done by photo likes on instagram, favorites on twitter, etc.
After she met him at a party, he periodically texted her, however never tried to move things forward. She never knew he was simply e-manage-ing her.
by laura palmer March 20, 2014
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Manager Mess

When something is nearly perfect and management decides it's a terrible mess anyway
Employee 1: alright almost done. I'll be finished in 5, 4, 3, 2,
Manager: This is terrible, look at this mess!
Employee 1: where is this mess she's complaining about?
Employee 2: there it is, it's a manager mess
by Chowda The Great December 9, 2013
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crisass management

Handling a problem by showing your ass. Usually done by the Kardashians.
Boy #1: Hey did you see Kylie's ass pic?
Girl #1 : Now that's what I call crisass management.
by itsbritneyb1tch February 25, 2015
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daddy manager

The superior one in a company that is only allowed to do certain things, because:
A. The employees are too stupid to do them
or

B. The employees aren't qualified to do them.
or
C. He just wants to show everyone how smart and great he is (whether or not he indeed really is).

Kind of like a relationship where "only daddy is allowed to touch the knives" to a 3 year old.
Customer: I want to buy that bottle of crown royale
Clerk: Ok!
Clerk #2: No wait! Alcohol sales need manager approval.

Clerk: Oh, so we have to wait for daddy manager to come approve the sale?!?! Bullshit!
by crudmonkey April 6, 2015
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Manager Pants

Pleated Khaki pants worn by restaurant managers and assistant managers.
You can spot the assistant manager by his manager pants accentuating his front butt.
by Mod_Deleted September 4, 2015
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pain management

pain management is most commonly associated with the steps you take after you've been kicked in the nuts.

Lately scientist have identified the chemical reaction in your brain, aka brain betrayal that distorts your cognitive ability to make proper decisions after you fall in love.

Scientist have concluded the chemical reaction as pure

BULL-SHIT and that in fact it's a willingness to sign up for different levels of pain management brought on by brain betrayal.
Doug:

Dad, I just told Jay that I fell in love with Katie and he said I was full of shit and that I've just signed up for pain management.

Dad:
Son, you are a jackass, Jay is right. You are in full brain betrayal.
by Cumbersnatched November 11, 2019
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