malphrus

Very cool guy very sweet and nice and can get all the girls. He is a sex God and can get every girl he wants

He is almost like a
Malphrus

by Sex beast August 8, 2016

Memph

Memph is an amazing human. He is incredibly kind, and outlandishly good at games. He is also incredibly good at games, hilariously funny and most of all a delight to have in your family. Memph is always there if you need a laugh, or some help with games, remember, games are his specialty. He often gets mistaken for being a god and some common words used to describe him include: 'God, Jesus Christ'. And NO, Memph is not a shorter version of Memphis, Tennessee.

Wow, he is such a Memph, oh wow! Oh my, how is he so nice and good at everything! He must be a Memph.

by MinemanPvPer December 10, 2016

Maphia

Maphia is a very loyal friend. She looks gorgeous and is the most fun to hang with. You can tell her your problems and she won’t tell anybody and help you she also is most likely to be famous and has the greatest sense of fashion. Maphia is one of the best musical talented people. She is also the definition of perfect xx

Girl 1: Omg! I just met this girl, she is literally perfect!!
Girl 2: Her name must be Maphia then.
Girl: You’re right!

by mimuma July 27, 2020

memphis

the shittiest city known to man-kind, located in south-west tennessee, full of rednecks, murderers, and racisits.

damn it, why must i live in MEMPHIS?!

by the artist formerly known as julia July 31, 2006

memphis

an anchient egyption city that was once the capitol of the civilisation.

King Tut fucked Uncle Funkalunkel's ancester up in Memphis.

by James Bourne February 20, 2004

Memphis Taco

While having sex with a girl Missionary style, you reach for a hidden jar of dry rub bbq sauce, and while singing the chorus of Marc Cohn's "Walking in Memphis," you cover the girl's vagina with said rub. Subsquently, you donkey punch the girl and then leave; continuing with the second verse, "Saw the Ghost of Elvis...on Union Ave..."

"Did you hear what happened to Andy last night?" "Of course, he gave some chick a memphis taco and then slept with her best friend!"

by The Gunnn March 28, 2008

Maphel

Person with both a penis and a vagina.

Person who shall remain nameless is a MAPH! (shorten verison of maphel)

by John Matt June 17, 2003