malevision

a guy's inability to locate an item in the frig or pantry when it is right in front of him. and he then tells his significant other or friend, "we must be out of ketchup" and then she has to stop whatever it is she is doing and grap the item from the frig and hand it over.

Dude! you so have malevision...if the ketchup bottle had teeth, it would have bitten your hand off!"

by patty browning January 23, 2008

maleri

A person with an addictive personality. They may be weird. Some may actually make their fingers different colors to show what they love. By other than that they are amazing people

She is addicted to everything like a maleri

by Greatguy666666 March 31, 2015

maekiko

Maekiko is a Japanese girls name that means beautiful outgoing crazy and fun

The new girls name was maekiko

by Psychic_Chic January 22, 2017

malkimihara

some australian kid that can dress while being flyer than ever, while being able to make hard music

yo you seen malkimihara recently? he fye asl

by pastoarmani November 21, 2021

Malenia

Malenia, Blade of Miquella. A real b-word. Known for inducing tilt and desk slams, especially when it comes to short, angry Danish streamers

Do you know Malenia?
The blade of miquella?
Thats the one. Shes such a b-word

by Grumpy Dane April 15, 2022

Malewife

me. i am a malewife

Person A: hey have you seen John?
Person B: John? as in the malewife John?
Person A: yeah
Person B: he’s probably with his lover my dude

by ect0Bi0l0gist June 27, 2022

Malewife

ravs de discord aka vicente pinto aka ravs pino

"honey please stop calling me a malewife, you're not making any sense"

by themostgirlbossgirl July 24, 2022