Sex on a Mailbox

An alcoholic concoction of vodka and goon (casket wine). Enjoyed primarily by teenagers and the poor. This drink ensures that you have a night to remember (or completely forget).

I feel like sex on a mailbox!

by mr sheen March 5, 2008

Hate mail

Bills or letters from Energy companies,Credit card companies, The I.R.S....or anyone else that you owe money to.

It's the beginning of the month i'm sure the electric company will be sending out their hate mail soon.

by streetwiseadult March 21, 2010

Punishment Voice mail

The voice mail you leave when the call recipient does not answer their phone.

"leave your message at the tone"
*beep*
"thanks for not answering your phone. B-t-dubs, punishment voice mail."

by FluteletteColbyTrojan September 26, 2012

Posted Like The Mailman

the term used to describe a state of chillin or hanging out, or can be used to say that I'm not going anywhere, therefore posted like the mailman.

Tom:what up man?, what you doing?
Derik:not shit, I'm posted like the mailman
Tom: you're lame man, you always say that
Derik: Fuck you!, I'm on house arrest the next 3 months!!!!!

by Ya Boy Trax August 30, 2010

notice me e-mail

In the age of telecommuting, an e-mail message sent either early in the morning, or late at night, with the subtle intent of revealing the fact that the sender was logged on and working at the time the message was sent, hidden within the context of a more "official" looking message.

(an example "notice me e-mail")

From: Molly Worker
To: [e-mail]
Date: 03/27/05 23:17:04 EST
Subject: Deliverable deadline

Hi all... I just wanted to let you all know that I have received most of your status reports, but that the deliverable deadline is fixed. Therefore, if you will not be able to make the deadline, please adjust your status report schedule to fit the deadline.

Thanks!

--
Molly Worker

by Paddy O'Haloren July 16, 2008

mailli

Mailli is a gorgeous girl who gives her absolute best with everything. She is a loyal friend and companion and her beuty is undeniable. She is brave and emotionally steong. She is most of the time very outgoing and loves outdoors and physical activities. She is very encouraging and she can always make you smile. Her sense of leadership gives her lots of confidence and she is the most wonderful person you will ever meet! Once you meet a Mailli, never let her go.

Y/N: Guys! Good job out there today! You all tried so hard and we did so well!
F/N: Wow, thanks. That is such a Mailli thing to say. It was so kind and inspirational!

by #Love_Life:) April 11, 2018

maileneuver

A ridiculous mistake made by an oblivious human

Well she really maileneuvered that one.

by RealNewYorker July 4, 2019