mommy milky

a woman with huge anime sized balloon tiddies who also has very pale almost milk white skin

damnn did you see that mommy milky?

by mommymilky April 02, 2021

mommy candy

obviously middle-aged man who over-grooms himself in an effort to appeal to younger women, but whose age makes his appeal only work on women his age who think they're still 20 somethings, too.

"Did you see Chelsea's dad, rocking the Abercrombie? Total mommy candy."

by torngc September 08, 2009

Is this okay mommy?

A quote from NintendoCapriSun's Let's Play Majora's Mask series.

*Link holds up bottle*

NintendoCapriSun : "Is this okay mommy?"

by *Link holds up bottle* September 09, 2014

mommy bags

breasts,tits,fun pillows

i played with my g/f's mommy bags while i plowed her cinnamon ring

by fast eddy February 16, 2004

mommy daddy

A father that has been there for you as both your mom an dad when your mother was never there or vice versa

Thanks for being my mommy daddy it shows how much of a parent you are

by umm_ya March 30, 2015

mommy af

A term used by orphans to describe a very attractive woman but the woman has that motherly warmth that orphans longed for their whole life

Emma Watson is mommy af

by DankKushMaster July 31, 2015

Vommy Mommy

An older woman, typically middle aged in her late twenties to middle fifties who vomits into your mouth when you wish.

Mark: "Oh jeesh I wish I could find myself a vommy mommy!"
Matt: "what's that"

Mark: "Don't worry about it

by DissapointingFrogMan July 23, 2019