Mineral County Maneuver

Using ones sexual appeal to seduce law enforcement into not ticketing you for illegal traffic violations l.
Did you see how he used the Mineral County Maneuver on that cop? Whipped out his penis and wiggled it to get out of a ticket.
by Golden Sterling January 03, 2022
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Emily Miner Fitness

A 'place' owned by an ignorant coward idiot who voted for Trump.
She hates anyone who isn't white and American.
Emily Miner Fitness banned me for no legit reason.
by YouWouldKIll4This December 13, 2016
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Pittsburgh Coal Miner

The act of eating the dirty ass of a very large person. The flaps of skin covering the area around the ass sometimes prevent it from becoming completely clean. The coal miner term is used because the face is covered in shit, much like a coal miner's face would be covered with coal.
by pat mindkiler May 16, 2007
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Chilean Miner

A sexual experience which finally happens after prolonged flirtation for months. The sex goes on for days. And in the process you "bore down" into each others souls and connect on the deepest most spiritual level.
Dude, it was intense. We had like this epic John/Yoko bed-in all weekend. It was like primal ,caveman, stuff-I-thought-I-could-only-discover-in-therapy-sex. It was a real Chilean Miner.

John and Mary had liked each other for a while but never acknowledged it. The whole office knew it. And then I guess one weeekend they had this Chilean Miner and they've been together ever since.
by justsitthereandstare October 14, 2010
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Tennessee Coal Miner

When you pull your finger out of an asshole and it has some feces attached.
"I've gotta wash my hands. I totally Tennessee Coal Minered that bitch."
by IMFletcher November 06, 2009
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Redneck Mineral Water

Budweiser, Miller, Blue Ribbon, or other watery American beer substitutes
I'm not driving with an open beer can, Officer, it's just redneck mineral water.
by Flying Puck November 26, 2010
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Coal Miner's Canary

A sexual act preformed by shoving a singing canary up your partner's ass. If it stops singing, cleaning may or may not be necessary.
"I was getting a little freaky last night, so I gave my girl the ol' coal miner's canary. The bird kept singing so I knew it was clean for me to go next."
by quack9 June 15, 2009
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