A really creepy creature. Don’t run from a Lydia she’ll eat you. When she catches her victim she likes to rub their nipples, then cut them off, put them in a microwave, sauté them, and finally after a sprinkle of salt, pepper, and fuzzies, prepares to dine on them. Then when she’s done, she screams “I rub my nipples and start moaning in delight”
Mark: Bro your sister is a real Lydia. She tried to rip my nipples off when we hooked up last night
Ron Jeremy: Yea I know. She tried to rip off my dick when we were kids
Ron Jeremy: Yea I know. She tried to rip off my dick when we were kids
by Daddyyyy0987654321 March 9, 2019
Get the Lydia mug.Guy who lives at home with his mother even though he's in his 30s.
Guy who wears thongs and underwear that are smaller than any girls panties.
Frequents The W Hotel - thinks it isn't a one night stand if he's in a nice hotel.
Tells stories about his ex-girlfriends and how much he "helped" them and how he left them, however he's the one who still drunk dials them all.
Lame, bitch-ass, mama's boy, punk
Guy who wears thongs and underwear that are smaller than any girls panties.
Frequents The W Hotel - thinks it isn't a one night stand if he's in a nice hotel.
Tells stories about his ex-girlfriends and how much he "helped" them and how he left them, however he's the one who still drunk dials them all.
Lame, bitch-ass, mama's boy, punk
Girl 1: Did you hear that guy trying to impress me with his I'm a Vice President line?
Girl 2: yeah, he was all over those other girls saying the same thing
Girl 1: Does he really think we don't EVERY guy on Wall St is a "VP"
Girl 2: Seriously. I heard he still lives with his mom
Girl 1: What a Lydell!
Girl 2: yeah, he was all over those other girls saying the same thing
Girl 1: Does he really think we don't EVERY guy on Wall St is a "VP"
Girl 2: Seriously. I heard he still lives with his mom
Girl 1: What a Lydell!
by L1-L2 February 8, 2010
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by DeadAngel1234 August 17, 2016
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