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teenage identity loophole syndrome

1) The staggering problem in the life of at least a few kids aged 16-18 wherein desires to become a better human being are steadfastly postponed in favor of the perpetual, pleasant nothingness of the life long afforded to them thanks to their parents' hard work

2) Encountered in between childhood and adulthood; affecting middle/upper class teenagers who enjoy the coziness and instant gratification of their good old childhood lives but fail to address their future - inevitably stalling the progress of their adult lives for the worse.
Kid with raging case of teenage identity loophole syndrome:

"College is on the horizon, and I could be making money for myself right now, but I'm gonna go ahead and dedicate this morning...(stretches)... to the couch, the TV, the computer, and the almighty pop-tarts in the freezer. Ouch, why's my mind sending me a pain signal?"

NOTE: TILS is extremely harmful and worth fighting
by McGruger October 8, 2008
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looc

Lame. Stupid. Wack. The opposite of cool. (Pronounced the same as Luke.)
These other definitions of looc are mad looc, yo.

My baby daddy jus aksed to borrow money to pay da rent. Das looc.
by Geoker December 7, 2009
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the screaming battle between two friends over something stupid. the winner is now in quasi-control over the situation and in a state of ochratika.
what say you, i heed to this larynx dual, sir. i challenge for lochratika rights! (then proceed to scream)
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Loch Ness

1) Large body of water in the Scotish Highlands. Loch Ness rose to fame due to the myth of a large monster inhabiting the waters. Probably the only place in Scotland that American tourists are familiar with becase of:

2) A tragic film in which Ted Danson's reputation was well and truly drowned.
Rob: I saw Loch Ness the other day.

Pete: In Scotland?

Rob: No, in the DVD bargain bucket at the petrol station.
by Jim Birtwisle January 24, 2008
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leochan

Dude leochan is actually a supa troll
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Loophole

A derogatory term coined by statist control freaks to demonise a Freedom they have not yet destroyed, but plan to.
The Canadian government intends to close small business tax loopholes that currently allow entrepreneurs to reinvest in their businesses at a low rate of taxation.
by lawful gun owner September 14, 2017
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Cheaters Loophole

Adultry is only acceptable in the conditions that a person sleeps with someone who is infact more attractive than their current partner
Man 1: "Hey man did you cheat on your girlfriend? That's terrible!"
Man 2: Yes but it was with someone who falls within the cheaters loophole"
Man 1 "well in that case it's perfectly reasonable have a nice day"
by ThiccAssEater69420 July 15, 2019
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