Long Bird 

When someones penis is extremely long and cannot fit in their pants. Especially when the given person is wearing sweatpants and you can clearly see the size.

1. Daniel has such a long bird. You can see the fella poking through.

2. Those sweatpants don't hide his long bird.

Long Bird by Interboro May 27, 2011

Long beach sneak 

Originating in the greater long beach area, the Long beach sneak is the art of being an undercover assassin that employs sophisticated tactics of suppressed social ambition toward engagement of allure in the opposite sex. The LBC Sneak is employed under extreme stealth and occurs predominantly in social situations where your friends have hammer headed a group of girls. After they have blown large sums of money on drinks and tirelessly pretended to be interested in them for hours at the bar, the assailant will then slide in (usually near closing time) and take one or all of them home. The act of performing a LBC Sneak has many variations but most commonly involves not talking to any girls all night long then going up to the hottest girl in the bar at closing time and swindling her into a long night of bearbacking! Anyone willing to attempt an LBC sneak must fortify a mentality that resembles that of a honey badger because they don’t give a shit! Someone entertaining the idea of pulling an LBC sneak must be willing to perform questionable acts of perversion and must be masters of the sail and bail!

Fuck'n Austin pulled a long beach sneak last night! I had like 4 hours of bar equity into this chick and then the next thing I know he slides in takes her home! That bearbacking son of a bitch!

Long beach sneak by johnny mcnaughten November 13, 2011

long definition

Those definitions that you scrowl past on Urban dictionary

You know someone has no life when they post a long definition.

long definition by bringbackthestrawssupporter September 10, 2018

Long Term Game 

Long Term Game, or LTG, involves planting the seeds for a hook-up long before you intend to harvest the fruits. As opposed to a one night stand, LTG is just getting your foot in the door, even if the plan is weeks, months or even years away from being completed.

LTG is often employed by women looking to ride the gravy train in life, locking up a wealthy older man who will take care of them.

"Are you going home with that guy?"
"Nope, it's LTG all the way. He wants me, but I am going to make him work for it and ring me first."

C: "I've got a great Long Term Game worked out. It involves a great spray tan, a sparkling personality and pretending to know about a variety of subjects so I can fit in with any social gathering. What man could resist?"

Long Term Game by HaterCaid April 21, 2010

Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) 

A condition, typically considered a severe form of long-term virginity, affecting 0.8% of U.S. males approximately 25 years of age or older. Symptoms usually include a combination of the following: the inability to interact with females, shame, depression, loneliness, shyness, and large abundances of pornography (usually very graphic and strange). Clinical research and testing are currently inconclusive as to why males suffer from LTMSA, however it is theorized that an extreme psychological episode from a males’ childhood may be the cause. Previously LTMSA was a relatively unknown condition in mainstream psychohistory until the film “The 40 Year Old Virgin” premiered that brought this condition to the forefront of mainstream research.

LTMSA is credited being first diagnosed in 1955 by Dr. Steven J. Bishop of Georgetown University.

Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) usually results in one of two outcomes:
1. Lonely night alone and a bad hand cramp in the morning or
2. Your friends sending out a "Code Orange" alert when there is a possibility for the male in question to lose their virginity.

Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) by Super Steve Bishop January 18, 2008

long street 

The major ghetto of Salisbury, NC. Home of LSU (Long Street University), a soul food resturant, and the Rowan County Homeless Shelter. There's probably even a hoopty dealership, but there has never been a white person to drive the whole street and live to tell about it.

There are way too many hooptys on Long Street.

Q: What's the fastest way to Africa?
A: Over da bridge!!

long street by hoopty driving instructor 101 January 4, 2004

Long Beach NY 

long beach ny is home to the most amazing surfers and skaters on all of the east coast baby. Its a beautiful beach town with many many stoners. The entire highschool is pretty wacky itself. It is home to the most amazing bagels in all of new york. It is pretty segregated with all the nice beach homes, and then smaller bay homes behind the mcdonalds, (by the bay). All the kids usually hang out at their old elementary schools or under the boardwalk right on the beach. It is also home to the most GORGEOUS people in NY!

I went to long beach ny to get a bagel but i picked up a hottie instead.

Long Beach NY by snookiepookiecookie June 12, 2006