ride the lightning

to get drunk on moonshine or "white lightning"

Them boys finished that batch last night, time to ride the lightning.

by johnny blaze69 April 18, 2008

Grease Lightning

Similar to a phantom turd. Where the piece of poop disappears into the U-bend of the toilet and leaves no residue on the toilet paper. But with a Grease Lightning, the only way you know you just pooped was because you ate spicy food and the poop burned your butthole.

It sometimes makes you break into song and dance about the car of the same name from "Grease"

Jake: "I swear I just pooped but it's nowhere to be seen. It burned my butthole from all that spicy food. It must've been the Grease Lightning"

by Bryan St. Bryan May 18, 2009

Lightning rod

When a man ejactulates with such force it blows the condom of slapping her in the face creating a large smacking sound.

Awe man, I lightning rodded last night and my wife started crying it his her so hard.

by Jaster December 14, 2003

thunder and lightning

Obviously a match made in heaven a magnificent powerful force when combined nothing can stand in the way of thunder and lightning

You want an example stand outside in a storm holding a large metal rod

Random victim: oh no it's thunder and lightning here take my money .. I don't want any problems

by Cloudy daze March 14, 2014

blue lightning

(n) - a word of unknown meaning. From what we know, it is a completely and utterly the most terrible thing you can ever say, and if you happen to say it, you have a large chance of forgetting to look both ways before you cross the street.

"BLUE LIGHTNING!"
"You are suspended!"
Wtf?

*while walking home*
"SCREECH"
"Ahh!"
"Blam."
Johny is dead...

by Whitem@il September 10, 2011

Greased Lightning

Hot ass sex involving a lot of (flavored) lube.

Come on, didn't you see the Greased Lightning scene in Grease?

RuPaul likes it hot and fast like Greased Lightning

by Fagenstein April 25, 2006

Lightning Bolts

Lightning bolts are stretch marks from when a bitch has had a baby, and the stretch marks resemble lightning bolts.

That bitch told me she didn't have no kids, but when l got her pants off she had lightning bolts.

by the $cuN>| December 9, 2008