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Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer

The act of putting a victim (preferably a black one) into hypnosis, spinning them 360 degrees and doing a mid-air flip so they land on their back and break their lumbar spinal columns.

After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).

Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.
Chad 1: Dude, I just tried the new Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer.
Chad 2: o shit bro, that's mad skeng fam
by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019
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right-handed laundry line holder

noun
Politically correct term for nazis;
Usually, there should not be any politically correct terms for politically uncorrect people, but one may use this term here to refer to such specimens if one wishes to be creative, or if one is standing right next to such a group of people and does not desire to be understood. The use of a slightly cryptic circumscription guarantees in itself that a nazi does not understand it, because his brain capacity does not allow for more than hand-raising (hence the term) or the utterance of sentences with more than two words.
This term is particularly fitting for young nazis in rural areas, who tend to lack the courage to move out of mommy's place before the age of 70 (when they move to a retirement home because mommy is no more). In exchange for home and food, they have to help with chores, such as holding a laundry line in the yard, which their stiff right arms are perfect for.
"Haha, look at this ridiculous right-handed laundry line holder over there!"
by Favorite cousin October 6, 2012
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laundry turtle steamship

when your left pinkie finger spontaniusly cobusts
woah that was quite a laundry turtle steamship right??? can i put my balls in yo jaw?
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laundry spincycle

Entering a vibrator inside the vagina, and rotating the girl in a 360 degree fashion.
i used the laundry spincycle on the Zak, and his butthole was on fire.
by The Zak Attak October 19, 2014
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Come over and do Laundry

Term used when a person wants to break up or end the relationship with another person.
John and I have been having a lot of problems lately. I think I’m gonnna invite him to come over and do laundry tonight.
by Pilsenbro13 January 8, 2018
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laundry turd

A pile of laundry that just sits in the middle of your room - no one wants to claim it, but yet there it is
Ok, who left this laundry turd in the middle of the floor?
by McKena10 April 25, 2017
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Laundry chair

When you take your clean laundry and put it in a chair because you don’t wanna put it up.
I was feeling very lazy after doing my laundry so I created a laundry chair and all my clothes stayed there for days.
by Yeet!!@ April 17, 2021
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