the laser piss beam of death

A term that can be related with Alfred Coleman/paperboxhouse’s role as dr robotnik in snapcube’s sonic adventure 2 fan dub during eggman’s twitter announcement. This term can be used to flex the shit on someone you are about to verbally in real life or physically in a video game destroy.
Face the laser piss beam of death you moron
by JackerEgg July 05, 2024
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rainbow laser

Omg! That rainbow laser feels so good
by Urbanganga March 17, 2017
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laser idiot

A person who shines a laser at a vehicle like a car or plane.
Bro, that guy is such a laser idiot, he’s shining that laser at that plane.
by THISHANDLEISALREADYINUSE? December 22, 2024
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Arkansas laser pointer

The man is laying down, one leg up, pelvis thrusted, and the woman is just going crazy
by Emohelelwhy March 30, 2022
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Laser My Ass

Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.
“Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”
by Triple OG MudBone July 15, 2020
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Plastic Lasers

Someone gaslights you into oblivion with false feelings and false transgressions; so much so that it makes you question your sanity.
My ex hit me with the plastic lasers. She wouldnt answer her phone for days and when I hit her up like "where've you been?!" She'd cry her eyes out saying she goes out because I don't want to spend time with her; that I'm 'selfish and 'superficial' but she knows I have football practice and I'm super focused on my scholarship. I told her that I had priorities but she was like "that never happened." and that I'm " ignoring her needs." Complete one-eighty the conversation .
by TheDigitalRealist August 28, 2021
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wang laser

Be right back grandma, I'm gonna go spray a wang laser.
by SossBoss December 07, 2015
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