It's a word used to define when a man ejacualtes so hard and with such an accurate beam that it can ''cleanly'' cut through anything like if it was a laser cutter.
Yesterday when i left home i forgot my keys so i decided to start watching lesbian BDSM porn on my phone, i pointed my cock to the lock of my door and ejaculated, now i gotta pay 1000$ in repairs but at least i was able to enter my house. It felt like one of those laser cutters from cartoons that cut through everything they point at.
by Cuttermaster69 October 17, 2023

/ˈleɪzər/
noun.
(plural = lasers)
1. Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. Essentially, a powerful type of light, used to point to things in presentations, for playing with cats, and even in some medical procedures.
verb.
(3rd person present = lasers, past = lasered, present participle/gerund = lasering)
1. to take something out with a laser, especially a tattoo
adjective.
1. relating to lasers, especially medical procedures
noun.
(plural = lasers)
1. Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. Essentially, a powerful type of light, used to point to things in presentations, for playing with cats, and even in some medical procedures.
verb.
(3rd person present = lasers, past = lasered, present participle/gerund = lasering)
1. to take something out with a laser, especially a tattoo
adjective.
1. relating to lasers, especially medical procedures
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Good morning, Amanda! Oh this junky concentrated salt laser still isn't working right. It needs to be fixed, right away! Who can eat breakfast like this? >:
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The greatest and most powerful weapon in the multiverse, capable of wiping out an quintillions of ymas in seconds
Hey Brendan did you hear that billy, yeah that really cool one in year 9. So apparently he absolutely annihilated that yma girl with his patented Billy’s anti-yma extra ultra magnum quantum laser death ray pulveriser of awsomeness
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