No Hander Lander

When you swing from the hips to slap your cock on to the forehead of your wife and/or girlfriend/mistress. Best done when she is sitting at the computer.

Dude i laid the best no hander lander on Toni the other day! Good work Ben!

by oddy2222 February 25, 2019

Lanzer

he is a god on www.go-gaia.com

all hale he!!!!!

by mick July 12, 2003

lanter

n,adj,v-(to engage in lanter) lanter is the combination of "banter" and "lad" and is a state of "chat" engaged by several "lads" that is of a very high standard, this however is not the most epifonic state of chat obtainable by "lads" that is lantage

"Aye man hearts are sound and are gunna win thte SPL"
"ooooooooh aye comming from a jambo, 'mon the hoops"
"man this is some serious lanter"
"aye but it's ne lantage"

by Ranathon August 6, 2006

a lance

a nice center greasy long uncut hair parting

You totally have a lance going on to today ellie oj
LANCEY!

by BIG LOZ February 11, 2008

Left laner

The act of driving slow as fuck on a major highway in the passing lane.

"We got a fuckin left laner here, clogging up the passing lane. I wish these motherfuckers would just stay home."

by Fartstinker December 13, 2019

Lance Armstrong

George Bush's new biking partner

Instead of talking to Cindy Sheehan last week, Geroge went out on the bike trail for 2 hours with Lance Armstrong.

by Sierra Nolan September 15, 2005

Lance of Longinus

The lance that is drenched in Christ's blood that is able to smite anything.

The Lance of Longinus!

by KLT November 7, 2002