lemon fart

when someone makes a toot and it smells delightfully refreshing as maybe a lemon.

Jorge! Did you just make a lemon fart?

by poohbear1539 August 16, 2008

lemon hoe

ash doherty- uses lemons as an alternative way of performing pleasurable tasks.

when life gives you lemons... shove them up ash doherty, the lemon hoe'

by superman7777 January 12, 2011

Lemon and Herb

The weakest and most pathetic flavour of chicken at Nandos... Seriously, it'd be like going out for a curry and ordering a fucking cucumber and yoghurt dip as your main course.

Often used as a put down for someone who has taken the weedy option along with "Mango and Lime" (the other Nandos flavour of choice for those of weak tongue).

Nando's Man: How would you like it?
Colm (Very Quietly): Lemon and Herb please (shhh)

Nando's Man: And you sir?
Dan: EXTRA HOT PLEASE... (quietly) Actually make that mango and lime...

"You Mango and Lime bastard!"
"You cucumber and yoghurt cunt"
"You lemon and lime bastard"
"You Mango and Herb dick"

by Grizzlers August 19, 2009

lemoncake

raging lesbian.

I found out that girl jordan is a lemoncake, she definately wants alicia.

by ceebee11 December 13, 2010

Lemon Squeeze

It's like a backwards melon bag.

What the HELL is a lemon squeeze?

by LadyGagaIsMyDad March 30, 2011

Lamont

An extremely sexy and hot male specimen. Good for everything. And that means everything. Very tappable and an incredible video game player

Lamont Blankly

by flameyou1 December 28, 2013

squeeze the lemon

to relive one self by urinating. Fluid colours may be the same as a lemmon being squeezed.

be rigt back, have to go squeeze the lemon and lay a cable.

by John-do September 22, 2006