by bazal-brush March 28, 2007
Get the barking rock koala mug.It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.
The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.
by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009
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Obviously, a cross between a cheetah and koala. Only existing under the influence of extreme highness. Most commonly heard but never seen, makes you crave snacks.
A lot less scary than chupacabras.
A lot less scary than chupacabras.
by ck whisperer April 10, 2008
Get the cheetah koala mug.A poo that lands on the front sloping part of the toilet bowl is called a reverse koala.
Picture a koala bear with its arms wrapped around a tree.
Now picture a toilet.
Now picture yourself wrapped around the toilet like the koala.
You will find yourself in reverse on the toilet.
Now take an enormous shit. Where's that shit gonna end up?
In the wrong place, that's where!
Picture a koala bear with its arms wrapped around a tree.
Now picture a toilet.
Now picture yourself wrapped around the toilet like the koala.
You will find yourself in reverse on the toilet.
Now take an enormous shit. Where's that shit gonna end up?
In the wrong place, that's where!
"Bro, I totally left a massive reverse koala at Jimmy's Mom's house!"
"That's fucking gross! Fucking good shit bro"
"That's fucking gross! Fucking good shit bro"
by khat5e October 27, 2009
Get the reverse koala mug.When a person wraps their limbs around their significant other while penetrating them from behind during sexual intercourse, while also speaking to them in an Australian accent
Person 1: Dude last night was amazing, I did the Australian Koala Hug on my girl and she was totally into it
Person 2: No way bro!
Person 2: No way bro!
by SapphireQueen42 September 1, 2017
Get the Australian Koala Hug mug.The act of fucking a partner upside down. Reminiscent of a primitive koala bear. The position allows for comedy humour and should be repeated multiple times in one sitting. Many Australian-born males are taught such a position at an ealry age when they are sent to compulsory bush school.
Antoin: Gee Leroy, I pounded that woman like a Koala bear.
Leroy: Oh, upside down and multiple times.
Antoin: Yeah, just like we were taught at Bush school.
Leroy: Oh, upside down and multiple times.
Antoin: Yeah, just like we were taught at Bush school.
by El Piece August 8, 2008
Get the Like a Koala Bear mug.The Fearless leader who opposing players start to fear due to his high kill count. Instead of the fear, people will just back out of the match either during or at the end of the match. Noted for his gloryfull victory during a Call of Duty 4 match where he scored 50 kills with only 10 deaths.
by General Koala May 16, 2009
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