Kleetus

Name referring to genitalia

I wouldn't touch that Kleetus with a ten foot pole

by OwlsBeCool August 11, 2012

klee

A financial term used in option pricing. It represents the change in vega to a 1% move in the underlying. Synonyms : dVega/dSpot

That risk reversal you put on is whack. The klee is way too high, and you're going to get jacked.

by financewhiz July 23, 2010

klope

To compliment someone without knowing what they look like
-similar to brown-nosing
-can be used in similar scenarios

(I created this word because I couldn't think of a word to use for it in a conversation)

Jacob: "My mum is a cunt."
Sam: "She's pretty though!"
Jacob: "You haven't even met her, you kloper!"

by rogueweatherman July 11, 2017

KLEENEX

Having a pale complextion. Being very untan. Phospherous glow.

Kim has the look of a kleenex!

by Ericka Pullen July 20, 2008

Kleenex

What (Diane Talamante) uses to stuff her bra. Where not sure what company made those kleenex but where afraid to find out. Diane has one year suply of tissue in each bra cup. Diane if your reading this U CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF WHICH U PROBABLY DID!

DIANE Talamante could loose 25 pounds by not wearing tissue theres a new weight loss diet for you bitch!

by Anonoumouys Fatass April 5, 2005

Klocek Syndrome

Function: noun
1. To place undue blame on others
2. When a comedian blames a former audience for not getting a joke due to unsophistication, when actually it wasn't funny in the first place.
Etymology: Joe Klocek, a bitter, unfunny San Francisco comic (circa 2004)
"to Klocek" verb

"Don't try to Klocek this off on someone else, it was your screw-up."

by Jeff March 26, 2005

Kleezy

Means the same as "that was really weak". (A low blow)

That was kleezy of you to stand me up like that.

by Natalie April 14, 2004