dead kennedy

Used to refer to someone who is too drunk to fuck.
She says : Hey you wanna come back to my place and hump?

He says : Fuck it, i'm a dead kennedy.
by d.money February 10, 2004
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Kennedy Assasination

When a male is masturbating or being jerked off by another, laying down, and ejaculates in his own eye.
Fabian was cranking it to gay porn on his bed and ended up giving himself a Kennedy Assasination.
by Carpet Monster November 28, 2006
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David kennedy

yummy looking guitar player for Angels And Airwaves (AVA)

takes amazing pictures with modlife members at meet and greets at warped tour.

will be married to me someday.. he just doesnt know it yet.
David kennedy: hey whats up
me: omg.your amazing.
David: ha. thanks.


by kaitlynlvsu August 13, 2008
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Ted Kennedy

The Reason Massachusetts should not get a Senator.
Wow Ted Kennedy is an murdering drunk retard whos not as good looking as JFK.
by The Cynic August 14, 2004
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kennedy street

The most notorius hood in NW dc . Known for getting money and for having smaller hoods branching off from the Main Street (kdy)
Kdy run the town. “Don’t ride through the kdy” “Trust me you don’t wanna beef with Kennedy street
by Jakkboyy March 19, 2018
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Ted Kennedy

The black sheep of the Kennedy family.
Ted Kennedy is a fat, babbling, drunken liberal bastard who is an embarrassment not only to his family, but to every Democrat as well. He's hard to understand sometimes when he's making public speeches. That is usually because he's doing it after drinking half the inventory in a liqour store.
Ted Kennedy woke up one morning after a long night of heavy boozing. He looked over, and his liver was sitting beside him drinking a cup of coffee.
by Ryan August 14, 2004
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Dirty kennedy

A sexy blonde women ,with huge tits and a small ass ,definitely a milf when she is older,I recommend dating a dirty Kennedy.
by Jessysjom June 21, 2021
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