it is the most majestic and considerable being in the universe, the creature loves white girls and football; usually it talks about video games and hunting. Nothing could ever overcome its greatness, it is filled with so much luxurious power that it could be considered the next George Washington. Its habitat is a small little house in the sticks, usually loud sounds come from the building cause of football. Its formal professionalism can not be surpassed by any form of trickery or disbelief. In its life it has died twice so do not try and combat it. If come in contact with the superior, just stay calm and talk about football, but DO NOT TALK ABOUT ALBURN.
Person 1: Yo, what was that one amazing thing that was so cool that everyone needs to know about it.
Person 2: Keldon Cook?
Person 1: (Head explodes.)
Person 2: Keldon Cook?
Person 1: (Head explodes.)
by HoundThatFeeds December 26, 2013
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Black Prisoner: Yo nigga, I gotta blow my load.
Other Prisoner: Shit nigga, you got to check out that Keldon Cook in cell block 69.
Black Prisoner: (Penis explodes)
Other Prisoner: Shit nigga, you got to check out that Keldon Cook in cell block 69.
Black Prisoner: (Penis explodes)
by Chris Bittner December 29, 2013
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Short for Kenny Loggins.
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sweet like chocolate:)
probably is chocolate ..
supa cute :’)
misunderstood.
underrated asf...but definitely worth your time.
beautiful smile omgggg.
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sweet like chocolate:)
probably is chocolate ..
supa cute :’)
misunderstood.
underrated asf...but definitely worth your time.
beautiful smile omgggg.
genuine,goofy,loveable,caring, understanding , passionate, funny, everything.
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