Putting on the kegs

Australian slang for putting on weight

Have you seen Barry? He's really putting on the kegs lately

by p00lm8 June 14, 2018

Punani Keg

The sex act where you pour a whole 25 oz beer in a girls pussy and suck it out.

Guy 2: How think we’re you last night dude?
Guy 1: Bro, I was so drunk at the party last night Vanessa let me punani keg her.

by Wubbalubadubdub1998 November 27, 2017

Seg in a Keg

Spoken by losers that don’t know what they’re doing. Comes from the root words of seg and keg, also related to the root word Seth. Usually used to show homosexuality.

“Shut up nerd”
“Seg in a Keg, fortnite dance”

by xSplyxQ March 9, 2019

Penis Butt Keg

The act of plunging one’s penis into an arse, taking a cum, and popping it out to allow the foamy cum to drizzle from the nizzle.

She got so hot watching the democratic debate she asked me to penis butt keg her. I couldn’t do it.

by The word of god February 5, 2020

Twisted Keg

A beer keg usually holding anywhere from 5-12 gallons purely twisted tea

There will be a twisted keg a Michaels open crib function.

by Twisted lover 69 March 6, 2024

keg list

the same as a bucket list, but for college something you want to do before graduating college

friend 1: hey man, last night i shot gunned a tall boy and then landed a flip off the couch at the beta house

friend 2: cool dude! that’s totally on my keg list

by pseudonym_69_69 July 14, 2020

On a powder keg

Oblivious to upcoming disaster. Waiting around seemingly unaware that nothing can go right where you are now.

“You may not think it at the time, but you’d be sitting on a powder keg if you drove home any way but sober.”

by rabiescat November 25, 2023