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kaleb

a horrible person that leads girls on and says they are best friends when he is rude to her constantly. he is handsome but the bad think about him is the hairline. he is disrespectful and gives off a bad vibe
me: i made out with kaleb yesterday

friend: well he has a new girlfriend today
“don’t date a kaleb”
by otis-lil.rarey September 27, 2020
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kaleb

an umemotional dumbass who’s annoyingly smart.

he will break your heart without caring

very political asshole
slightly racist

extremely attractive but you’ll deny it

oh and don’t forget the sex jokes
“That dumbass is so political
yep that’s kaleb”
by BookReaderSara October 11, 2020
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Kaleb G

Little gay white kid that lives in brownwood Texas. He has a very small Peepee.... very small.
by Kaleb G with small peepee October 13, 2020
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Kaleb

Kaleb is the one of the realist people you will ever meet. He’s very patient, caring and honest. He’s not good with his feelings, so when he does show you them, be patient and try to be understanding about it. He has such an amazing soul and way of thinking. You can truly trust him and it’s so easy to build love for him.
Girl: Do you know Kaleb?
Girl #2: Ofc, I absolutely love his whole vibe!
by kioldj July 9, 2022
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Kaleb robinson

The most amazing human ever
U should feel Lucky if u ever meet him

He may be short tempered but he is full of love kindness and joy
He's always there for the people he cares about and will protect them no matter what
by Tufjrj June 20, 2022
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Kaleb

Kaleb=fail
Guy one “ don’t pull a kaleb” guy two “alright
by Nuziealejandro June 27, 2022
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swollen horse cock Kaleb

A mighty hood nigga hailing from O block, his cock is as wide as Andre the Giants fist, and as long as an albino African tree python, his massive mushroom tip leaks a viscous fluid at a constant pace.
There are rumors that swollen horse cock kaleb is attempting to capture the whole of Solstheim, and remove the Imperial fort on the island
by Criminal47 August 11, 2022
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